[Fan Fiction] PLEASE DON'T READ THIS JUNK AND LOCK THE TOPIC

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"He who commands the past controls the future. He who commands the future, conquers the past." -Kane ((Red Alert 1 Intro))
Chapter 0.1 - Einstein.
The 9 years between the Gaurdian of Never planet and Starbase 1 had not been kind to Einstein. He had developed almost every old-age disease known to humanity, and he had lost
Einstein was dead, He knew this.
Still, he stared at the gaurdian of never again.
It seems, child, you have earned one last chance. I sense, within you, a desire to see the heroes of your era(s) finish what they had begun... but I warn you, while I CAN do this, it MAY get confusing. For heroes from other timelines, will also join in this endeavor... it will be interesting. Good luck professor. The gaurdian told him.
He felt dizzy, he felt his feet grow, his ears droop, and his face became covered in fur... he became a Nou Mou((Final Fantasy Tactics Advance.))
"What is the meaning of this?" He asked the gaurdian.
"In order for the required heroes and villains to fight it out properly, they must not be given the advantages of thier timelines. Instead, we have instilled a seperate timestream for this experiment. A video game from the 'real' timestream's past should suffice well." A voice came from no where.
And he fell into an empty field.

0.2 - Tanya
Tanya stared at the commander as he had defeated yuri. She smiled, wearing a rather skimpy dress. Then, she noticed that his attention was elsewhere, and she watched him follow Lt. Eva onto the helicopter. She rushed towards Einstein, and his time machine, and pleaded for his help.
He obliged.
"Warning. Temporal anomalae!" Eva's voice came.
"Oh my! This is not good! Not good at all!" Einstein said...
and time fell.
She felt her ears grow rabbit- like, and she noticed her pistols had been replaced with a rather nifty bow.
She fell onto a field, which she did not recognize, and the rules of this realm were unreal to her.
She was scared.
HER. Scared.
She had taken on the Soviet Navy, and Yuri, and she was SCARED.
She looked over at a droopy-eared creature wearing an odd robe, and a funny hat.

0.3 - Dougan
President Dougan stared around him. He was surprised...there was quite an uproar. The timelines were not meshing properly...one second he was under attack, the next he was enjoying a warm meal with the commanders.
Tanya dissapeared.
The world dissapeared.
He felt a strange sensation surround him...
and he fell into a sitting position on a strange yellow bird.
He looked the armor he was wearing, and around the field he was in... and he screamed.

0.4 - Havoc
Havoc had finally begun to ENJOY his retirement since kane had begun to get his ass kicked.
He sat there in his comfy chair.
He stared out of the window at the "yellow zone" he lived in.
The window shattered, and tiberium began growing in his house.
And then time shattered.
And he felt his bunny slippers fade away, and suddenly he was wearing an ornamental black robe.
He fell onto a field, and stared at the people around him in awe.

0.5 - Boris/Romanov
Boris sat across the table from premier romanov. He had a big smile on his face. He had helped save the world.
"Comrade! Temporal distortion inbound!" A loudspeaker said.
"Traitorous infidels!" Romanov yelled.
Time froze.
Time broke.
Boris felt strange...he began to realize he was in a strange place... and his ak47 had been replaced by a rather large hunting bow.
He looked at Romanov.
Romanov had become a droopy-eared creature wielding some form of staff. He had a strange power eminating from him.
"Comrade... we are in trouble" Romanov said.
Boris only nodded.

0.6 Kane
Kane stared at the beautiful tiberium surrounding him.
He had to run to a red zone to get away from the GDI.
They were EVERYWHERE.
Kane shook his head.
He watched the tiberium grow, surrounding him.
He felt pain, and his body shimmered out of existance...
and time split.
He opened his eyes, and he saw a fat droopy looking creature, and a man holding a hunting bow.
He looked down, and looked in a mirror, and he jumped.
He was some kind of LIZARD! In a green robe!
"What isssss the meaning of thisss?" He asked.

0.7 Scrin colony queen.
The queen did not understand what was happening. The tiberium was spreading as she hoped it would, yet it had begun attacking her own children! This should not be!
She smiled as she watched Kane succumb to the powers of tiberium, and then time shattered.
She became...a twisting of vines... and she had very amazing poisonous characteristics.
She fell on a field, and saw several more of her new type of people around her. Opposite the field, was some form of judge, a human, a droopy creature, and some kind of rabbit-woman.
She smiled.
"Attack." She told her children.
They smiled.

0.8 Lt. Eva
Eva stared at the situation controls, and she began to have a migraine. Half of the screen didn't exist, part of it was as if Yuri was still attacking, and part was as it was supposed to be.
Time ruptured.
She fell into the rift...
he legs became stiff, then unified, and they grew.
She fell into a field, next to a stream.
She looked into the stream, and saw that she had become half-snake.
She screamed.

0.9 Yuri
Yuri stared around the thoughtless prison he was captured in. He could sense time...and it was dissolving. He smiled.
The sands and walls of capitalism washed away.
And he fell.
He fell into some form of tavern. His ears had grown, and he was wearing some form of robe. The mace he held in his hand had mysic qualities to it.
He smiled. It was time for something new.
It was time. For Yuri.



Chapter 1: Final Fantasy: C&C
Dougan stared around the battlefield, and was surprised at the fact that he knew every rule within it. He also knew he would not be directly attacked, and that the human, the bunny girl((Viera?)), the droopy-eared creature((Nu mou?)), and the snake woman((Lamia?)) looked familiar, in an odd way. He also knew they had to destroy all the odd creatures((Malborros?)) opposing them.
He knew these things.
He did what that knowledge told him to do.
He blew his whistle, and the battle began.

Tanya stared at him. She stared at the droopy-eared guy, and at the snake-woman. She recognized those three. Easily. Dougan, Einstein, and Eva. There were distinct qualities, notably Einstein's insane hair, which stayed the same. The human standing next to her, she DID NOT recognize. Based on the fact that he was dressed like a ninja, she expected him to be something like her. An elite commando. She shrugged.
Everyone was apparently waiting for her to move, so she tried to review her abilities.
She looked down at her bow, then at one of the malborros, and did what she did best.
She fired.

Havoc sized the rabbit-woman up. She had just one-hit killed a strange little beast, and she did it with such efficiency, she HAD to be a GDI commando...or...something like that. He smiled at her.
"My turn." He said with a laugh.
He ran up to one of the creatures.
"I got a present for ya!" He exclaimed with a grin, and sliced it clean in half.

The Scrin queen was not impressed. Two had already fallen, and she had only 4 more children with her. She glared at the one who had used a projectile, and spewed tiberium at her.
And...nothing happened.
NOTHING... happened.

Tanya looked at the goop surrounding her, and smiled. She had been trained to resist chemical weapons attacks, and her new form seemed to mirror that ability. The lite fur surrounding her entire body deflected every molecule of the goop.

Eva stared between the 3 people...if that was the correct term, the man in shining armor, who looked INCREDIBLY familiar, and the monsters.
She started to recognize them... most of them.
Dougan! Tanya! She thought, and smiled. This world could be helpful after all.
She wriggled up to one of the creatures, and she used the only secret ability she possesed.
She charmed the creature.

Einstein had watched this series of events with great interest. He looked at Dougan, Tanya, and Lt. Eva, and he smiled. He had missed them terribly.
The strange man he did not know, but he DID know that this man was on thier side.

He looked from Dougan, to Tanya, to Eva, to the strange man, and then back at the strange monsters((Although the argument could be made that Eva was one of them...)) and he glared.
He felt power within him he did not understand...entirely.
Some of it was time based.
He shook his head, he concentrated, and a single word came to his mind.
Ultima.
And the entire field shook with the power unleashed by his staff.
Almost every standing opponent fell.
The queen flew far from the battlefield, screaming the whole way.
And Dougan dissapeared.
Which made sense. He was the "Judge" of these little engagements, he had many others to judge as well.
Einstein shook his head.
"Well, my friends. I believe we have some talking to do, as we now need to figure out WHERE WE ARE and WHAT WE ARE DOING HERE." The strange man said.
Tanya nodded.
"Couldn't agree more." She said.
Lt. Eva wriggled up next to the strange man.
"A question I'd love to help with, if I could." She said.
Einstein smiled.
"It is simple, really. We are here...to test our merit. And to defeat those who commanded armies against us." Einstein said.
"Doc... you talk too much." Tanya said.
Eva and the strange man just laughed.
Einstein shrugged.

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Please god lock this topic. Or Dan. Either you or T, or a mod. I don't care which. I didn't realize this storyline sucked so much till I realized I needed Einstein still in the mainstream Chronoshift storyline... this one just blows chunks.