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What Did You Think Of Neelix's Moments?
Pretty Funny
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Funny
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 25%  [ 3 ]
Annoying
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'Earbleed' Annoying
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Curtis
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PostThu Jan 18, 2007 1:07 am    Neelix's Funniest Moments / Quotes...

...I know that a topic like this already exists for "The Doc" on Voyager, but I thought one of the funnier, or maybe its annoying or both, characters was Neelix. So, here we can post any funny quotes or other moments from that crazy chef / morale officer himself.

I'll start us off with three that I can remember:

1.) Neelix: I feel like I'm all alone.
The Doctor: You *are* all alone. I'm only a holographic projection.

2.) Seven of Nine: You will be assimilated.
Neelix: No time for that now. Maybe later.

3.) [Neelix is throwing assorted cooking implements at an invading Kazon soldier]
Neelix: I hope that crushed your skull, Kazon pus-hog!

I don't quite remember what episodes those were in off the top of my head, but I thought they were some pretty funny ones. Plus I know he had some funny ones with pretty much everybody, but the Doctor and Tuvok especially .


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PostFri Jan 19, 2007 5:48 am    

Neelix: "These people are natural born IDIOTS if you ask me!"

(P.S. No. 2 is from Mortal Coil from Season 4 and no. 3 is from Projections from Season 1 )



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PostMon Jan 22, 2007 3:03 pm    

Oh yeah, I loved that whole scene.
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PostMon Jan 22, 2007 5:20 pm    

The spaghetti fight between Tom Paris and Neelix in "Parturition". Hilarious!

Neelix's first encounter with Tuvok in "Caretaker".

In fact, every interaction between Neelix and Tuvok was funny.


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PostTue Jan 23, 2007 1:19 pm    

Yeah- Tuvok trying to get Neelix to dance- sorry, other way round, in Homestead. And Neelix wanting to be on a security detail in one of the third-season ones, i think it was Macrocosm

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PostTue Jan 23, 2007 2:12 pm    

I liked in "mortal coil", when he sees his sister in the forest and when she crumbles away, i know its horrible but, his face was so horrifingly funny

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PostFri May 30, 2008 5:50 pm    Re: Neelix's Funniest Moments / Quotes...

Curtis wrote:
...I know that a topic like this already exists for "The Doc" on Voyager, but I thought one of the funnier, or maybe its annoying or both, characters was Neelix. So, here we can post any funny quotes or other moments from that crazy chef / morale officer himself.

If this topic is already posted in here somewhere and its just old, I apologize for this and MODs, feel free to lock it.

I'll start us off with three that I can remember:

1.) Neelix: I feel like I'm all alone.
The Doctor: You *are* all alone. I'm only a holographic projection.

2.) Seven of Nine: You will be assimilated.
Neelix: No time for that now. Maybe later.

3.) [Neelix is throwing assorted cooking implements at an invading Kazon soldier]
Neelix: I hope that crushed your skull, Kazon pus-hog!

I don't quite remember what episodes those were in off the top of my head, but I thought they were some pretty funny ones. Plus I know he had some funny ones with pretty much everybody, but the Doctor and Tuvok especially .



Lovely thread. And I think that Neelix's quotes are hilarious. I love the guy, he's hilarious!

Nice display image by the way. x3


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