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borgslayer
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Joined: 27 Aug 2003
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Location: Las Vegas
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 Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:48 pm An Empire for the Trekkers Liking |
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| Quote: | An Empire for the Trekkers Liking.
On a lush acre of land 20 miles east of Las Vegas is a trekkers dream. Over 100 acre of desert land will become what will be known as "Trek Empire". The 100 acre theme park, and animal park will feature ten extreme coasters, five 5 star restaurant, a hotel, a casino, and a zoo complete with animal shows. The park sections will be broken down into five catagories. Federation Territory, Cardassian Empire, Romulan Empire, Dominion Empire, and Bajoran Homeworld. The park will feature nifty restaurants such as Janeways Cafe, which will feature American food and great gourmet coffee. Ten-Forward Restaurant, which serves over 100 items on the menu. It will also feature Jean-Luc's French Village one of the parks most elegant restaurant serving tasty French Cuisine. Besides the great restaurants the park will serve its visitor with a treat to great live animal shows. The park is complete with a small zoo featuring odd animals found on this planet. A whale & dolphin show is planned along with a massive aquarium of saltwater & freshwater to be built. Construction will begin in spring of 2007 and is hoped to be finished by 2010. |
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jonathan95
Delta Prime
Joined: 29 Oct 2002
Posts: 1544
Location: UK Newcastle
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| Sat Apr 01, 2006 1:55 am |
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Eithe post your source or I'm going to think this in an April Fools, like the Swedish fish banned from airlines 
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Seven of Nine
Sammie's Mammy
Joined: 16 Jun 2001
Posts: 7871
Location: North East England
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| Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:12 am |
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... and it would help if I logged into my own account first
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Link, the Hero of Time
Vice Admiral
Joined: 15 Sep 2001
Posts: 5581
Location: Kokori Forest, Hyrule
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| Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:15 am |
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It would be so beautiful if it was true.
But it's probably another AFD hoax.
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Admiral Dani�l
Dutch Admiral
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 2177
Location: Borg Cube 31572 - Join us now!
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| Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:45 am |
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I hope it is true, I would definately buy a airplane ticket and fly there as soon as it is opened.
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borgslayer
Rear Admiral
Joined: 27 Aug 2003
Posts: 2646
Location: Las Vegas
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| Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:31 pm |
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AF! 
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Arellia
The Quiet One
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Posts: 4425
Location: Dallas, TX
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| Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:14 pm |
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^ I should behead you. I was alreayd planning my vacation and debating the ethics of the sea animals in captivity...
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Lord Borg
Fleet Admiral
Joined: 27 May 2003
Posts: 11214
Location: Vulcan Capital City, Vulcan
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| Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:18 pm |
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This is like last year, with "Trek Land" or what ever it was called. their stupid for not doing something like this for real, they'd make a ton of money.
Borgslayer, Im holding you down when Exalya beheads you 
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Cathexis
The Angel of Avalon
Joined: 26 Dec 2001
Posts: 5901
Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End�
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| Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:45 pm |
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URGENT NEWS!
April Fool's Day has been officially denounced as a recognized US holiday!
April Fool's
Seriously, ppl should be flogged for getting Trekkers' hopes up for stuff like this......and they SHOULD really make a Trek Empire/Land, w/e. It'd really make some cash.
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Monster
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 05 Oct 2005
Posts: 337
Location: The Great Plains
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| Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:01 pm |
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Okay, stop with the lame AF jokes. 
I think a theme park would do really well for the first couple of years, but after that, it would probably go bankrupt.
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Admiral Dani�l
Dutch Admiral
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 2177
Location: Borg Cube 31572 - Join us now!
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| Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:41 am |
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Lol this AF joke should have been real, then the richest man of the world would exist!
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