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WeAz
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Joined: 03 Apr 2004
Posts: 1519
Location: Where you aren't
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 Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:09 pm What to do when you're bored on the highway... |
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1. Tie balloons to car
2. Drive your car at 100 km/h
3. Scares the **** outta people
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Sat Jun 10, 2006 4:07 pm |
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 thats hilarious.
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Dracojastin
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 13 May 2006
Posts: 102
Location: Holodeck 2 NL
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| Sat Jun 10, 2006 7:16 pm |
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Whahahahah great lmao out here 
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WeAz
Commodore
Joined: 03 Apr 2004
Posts: 1519
Location: Where you aren't
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| Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:02 pm |
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I'm trying to find the baloons, but I can't 
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Cathexis
The Angel of Avalon
Joined: 26 Dec 2001
Posts: 5901
Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End�
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| Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:05 pm |
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I like to look for Corvettes and other sports cars.....especially the newest ones......I've yet to see an Astin Martin DB9, though....that's one of my FAVORITE cars, too !
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8 of 9
Borg Master
Joined: 17 Jul 2001
Posts: 1954
Location: Borg Nexus. I rule all of the Borg
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| Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:02 pm |
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Dnt drive like an idoit, lol, like swirving when no ones on the road. cuz , i, got pulled over, by a cop, who was a 1/4 mile behind me, and i didnt see him, thought i was drunk. and he told me he was laughing. but once he pulled me over, he realized, i was bored of driving for 3 hours straight. lol. got in big trouble, $275 fine, for Wreckless driving. OPPS!!!!
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squiggy
Stooge Two
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 3007
Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!
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| Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:34 am |
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As I'm restricted from getting a driver's licence till I'm 21((NEXT YEAR!!!)), all my things are fun.
Favorite 3 things to do while riding a bus at 50 km an hour down the highway:
1)Abuse my laptop's "BlueTooth" feature with my cell phone.
2) GAME BOY!!! <3
3)Text my friends absolutely completely random things, without regard to current cell phone minutes.
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Emili
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Joined: 17 Nov 2005
Posts: 164
Location: England
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| Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:48 am |
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listen to music 
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madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England
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| Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:37 pm |
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Pretend you have turettes (sp?) syndrome and make bizarre noises to yourself.
If you have a wi-fi laptop and you're, obviously, not driving, then see how many people have unprotected internet access.
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Arellia
The Quiet One
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Posts: 4425
Location: Dallas, TX
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| Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:52 pm |
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I think.
I think myself in circles and think and think and think. Amazingly... I never get bored. I've yet to run out of fantasies/future possibilities/theories to amuse myself with.
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squiggy
Stooge Two
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 3007
Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!
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| Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:22 pm |
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| Exalya wrote: | I think.
I think myself in circles and think and think and think. Amazingly... I never get bored. I've yet to run out of fantasies/future possibilities/theories to amuse myself with. |
I do that sometimes on the way to work... it freaks out the bus driver.
Anyways, I thought I'd throw a comical flare into this:
Top Three things to do while driving down a highway THAT ARE LIKELY TO GET YOU ARRESTED:
1) Wait for a cop car to be driving by the other way, and give them a nice big blue...er...brown moon.
2) Attempt to break the sound barrier while passing any given coffee shop.
3) Drive backwards, with a flag reading "Labatt Blue! Helping make losers look cool for the past 20 kilometres".
Top Three things to do while bieng pulled over on a highway THAT ARE LIKELY TO INCREASE YOUR TICKET PRICE:
1) Have a dirty diaper ready for the cop's shiny new motorbike.
2) Tell the officer that you'd compliment them on thier nice physique, except your not sure wether they are male or female
3) When asked "Sir your eyes are bloodshot, have you been drinking", Reply, using this exact phrasing "But Occifer, your eyes are Glazeded! Havez you beem scarfin down dognuts?"
Top Three things to do while in a state or provincial penitentiary to pass the time, because you couldn't afford the ticket price:
1) Give your cell-mate a nice tattoo for thier birthday, using a plastic spoon and a toothbrush.
2) Insult the gaurds, and ask them if they've been in the dognuts.
3) Pretend you are not doing anything, while secretly planning to escape, and steal a cop car to help you get away from the NEXT speeding ticket.
Top Three wierdest things that could ever happen while on a highway:
1)Get Abducted by elvis, while mysteriously wondering "Did I turn the coffee pot off before I left" while getting probed
2)Pull a cop over, and issue him a ticket for eating too much dognuts.
3)Find a continuous internet signal along the way so you can webcam all these events to all your friends.
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B'Elanna Torres 7 of 9
Ballet Babe
Joined: 20 Aug 2001
Posts: 3642
Location: DISNEY WORLD
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| Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:29 pm |
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well, i drove 3 nights in a row from about 11pm-6am in the middle of wyoming, utah, and cali -- i would munch on pretzels and listen to music.
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