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nadia
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Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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 Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:36 am Caption Contest #36 |
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Congratulations to Mrs. Vulcan for her winning post:
Doctor: "Did you know, Captain, that a sneeze is said to come out at 100 miles per hour?"
Janeway: "But I was across the room!"
This weeks caption
Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks
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squiggy
Stooge Two
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 3007
Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!
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| Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:31 am |
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Seven: We are the borg. Resistance is futile.
Neelix: Oh...my...god...I'm having a nightmare...
Seven assimilates Neelix
Seven: SUCKER!
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Kathryn16
Captain
Joined: 23 May 2005
Posts: 646
Location: Bay Area - California
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| Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:56 am Re: Caption Contest #36 |
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This weeks caption
Neelix:" Love hurts some times.."
Seven:" Sorry what did you say? I was busy looking at the kick me sign on your back."
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Leo Wyatt
Sweetest Angel
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
Posts: 19045
Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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| Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:43 pm |
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'' Neelix: Why don't Mr. Tivok return his love back to me. Can't he see that I am madly inlove with him?''
'' Seven: Tuvok is a married man and for him to have a relationship with you would be highly illogical.''
'' Neelix: Oh what do you know about love, you got a chubby for a boyfriend who is cheating on you with the Captain.''
(Seven looks stunned.)
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bbbutnotbb
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 116
Location: PA
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| Sat Feb 18, 2006 3:42 pm |
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7: Oh, come on at least you got the title role in Voyagers annual play.
Neelix: But I wanted to be Beuty not Beast.
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"Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)
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Monster
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 05 Oct 2005
Posts: 337
Location: The Great Plains
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| Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:47 pm |
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Neelix: Just look at all those people out there, making fun of me in the caption contests.
Seven: Maybe if you wore a bag over the top half of your body, nobody would recognize you.
Neelix: No...people would draw an ugly face on the bag and start calling me 'The Kitchen Rat'.
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MakeItSo
Commander
Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Posts: 406
Location: Somewhere in California
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| Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:09 am |
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Neelix: "No Seven, I just can't."
Seven: "Mr. Neelix, there is no man that can resist my charm. You know you want to touch them."
Neelix: "Okay, maybe just this once..."
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Tuvok8917
Dutchie
Joined: 15 May 2004
Posts: 4205
Location: On my way back home
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| Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:35 am |
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Neelix: Seven, i have to ask you something.
Seven: What is it Neelix?
Neelix: Well i... i wanted to know if.. if you....
Seven: Yes?
Neelix: If you still have those Tomatoes i gave you?
Seven:...
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:47 am |
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Seven: "Oh romeo, oh romeo. Why do thy not turn around and show your face too me, oh romeo?"
Neelix: "well, i had a little accident with the razor..."
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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