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WeAz
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 Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:43 pm Texas Governor Candidate proposes new tax system |
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THE FAMILY SECURITY & PROTECTION ACT
An act promoting family security and safety by putting certain dangerous actions and dangerous products out of the reach of children thereby keeping our most precious blood�our children out of �HARMS WAY.� Further this act put certain items out of the reach of government. By using a tool given to us by our founding fathers we hereby effect or families and their security. James Madison taught us, �the power to tax is the power to destroy�. By utilizing this tool handed down to us by our founding fathers, we strive to promote the general welfare and protect our future security for ourselves and our posterity.
BE IT ENACTED BY THE LEGISLATURE OF THE UNITED STATES:
SECTION 1.
[a] The FAMILY HOME SECURITY COMMISSION is established which duty it shall be to carry out and implement this ACT.
[b] The COMMISSION shall establish the FAMILY HOME SECURITY ACCOUNT with funds coming from the EDUCATORS ACCOUNT under the authority of THE DEPOSIT AND RECYCLE ACT.
SECTION 2.
[a ] THE TEXAS ALCOHOLIC AND BEVERAGE COMMISSION IS HEREBY CLOSED and the enabling legislations is hereby rescinded.
[b] The FAMILY HOME SECURITY COMMISSION shall take over all existing facilities presently owned or leased by the T.A.B.C. and shall make its own determinations as to any future facility location needs.
[c] All TAX ON PRIVATE PROPERTY in TEXAS is hereby rescinded and repealed.
RICK PERRY supports 3% tax increase annually
10yrs = 30% over 30 year mortgage = 90% !!
[d] The Annual renewal fees and/or taxes on already licensed vehicles, equipment, trailers and/or instruments of transportation of humans or goods is hereby rescinded and repealed.
SECTION 3.
[a] The TEXAS ATHLETIC BOARD shall be established within this commission and consist of 10 members appointed by the GOVERNOR with their terms running concurrently with the Governors term in office and who�s duties it shall be to establish and operate a CODE OF EXCELLENCE for health and fitness requirements for all TEXAS SCHOOLS .
[a] The ATHLETIC BOARD shall set minimum Physical fitness work out programs for all TEXAS SCHOOLS with 2 hour minimum P.E. daily classes for all students.
[b] The ATHLETIC BOARD shall establish a High Protein Diet Nutrition Program that shall be instituted in all TEXAS Schools with the goal to [a] promote the physical fitness in each student. [b] to eliminate OBESITY and addictive behaviors in children and staff.
[c] The ATHLETIC BOARD shall work with existing School Boards to implement the goals of this act.
SECTION 4.
[a] This COMMISSION shall levy a 100% of price sales cost tax for the sale on all item listed below:
1 . any video game containing any form of human violence. .
2. any machine, toy, or cd that uses or includes bodily harm of any human or human image its function or goal or score.
SECTION 5.
[a] This COMMISSION shall levy a ACTION FEE TAX on any act of abortion on a human female within the State of TEXAS. This tax shall be levied upon and be paid by each individual involved in each act of abortion procedure done or practitioners thereof within the borders of the STATE OF TEXAS. The fee/tax is $10,000.00 each participant per each abortion. The one exception to this rule is when it is medically determined that the mothers life is in danger if the pregnancy is continued. Failure to pay said tax shall be a Class A Felony.
[b] This commission shall levy a 50% of price of sales tax [GREASE TAX] upon all food prepared by deep-frying or cooking in any form of oil or grease for human consumption
[c] This commission shall levy a 50% of price sales tax on any beverage sold to humans to be consumed by humans that contains added glucose, fructose, sucrose to the beverage for sale to humans.
SECTION 6.
The importance of this legislation and the crowed condition of the calendars in both houses create an emergency and an imperative public necessity that the Constitutional Rule requiring bills be read on three several days in each house be suspended, and this rule is hereby suspended, and that this ACT take effect and be in force according to its terms and it is so enacted.
So say us all
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His site here
*WARNING-LINK CONTAINS A GRAPHIC IMAGE SOME MAY FIND OFFENSIVE, VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.
http://www.starovertexas.com/family_security_and_protection_act.html*
"the power to tax is the power to destroy"
[Edited for Content Warning-Puck]
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webtaz99
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| Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:15 pm |
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The ONLY thing about Texas which makes me feel shame is our politics.
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Link, the Hero of Time
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| Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:36 pm |
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riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
I am kind of getting sick of all this "Protect the children at all costs" mentality.
Section 4 and 5 are funny though. I hope Texas is prepared to lose a hell of a lot of money.
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