Caption Contest#25

nadia · cookie Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia

Congratulations to Monster for his winning post:

Neelix: Why are you tired and all sweaty, dearest?

Kes: I was scrubbing the leola root stains out of your pots and pans, remember?

Neelix: Uh, well you said you wanted to help in the kitchen, right?

This weeks Caption

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Voyager2004 · **Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:30 pm**

Seska: If I don't get that child support, Chakotay, your wife gets it!
Janeway: What are you waiting for?! Give it to her Chakotay!

lionhead · **Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:49 pm**

Seska: "Thats right, me and Janeway have had a secret relationship for a long time, right under you noses. Isn't that right pumpkin?"

Janeway: "I love it the way you point that phaser at me hun. Lets go too my quarters."

harrykims#1fan · **Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:10 pm**

Janeway: is that a phaser in your hand or are you just pleased to see me?

squiggy · **Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:21 pm**

Seska: This is revenge for all the times you wouldn't let me drink coffee.
Janeway: Why you little...
Phaser discharges.
Seska: Ok boys! THE COFFEE IS ALL OURS!
Tom, Kim, and Harry off pic: YAY! ALL HAIL SESKA! ALL HAIL SESKA!

myblackrose · **Sat Dec 03, 2005 2:10 pm**

Seska: Chakotay, give me the coffee or Janeway dies!
Janeway: Chakotay, give me the coffee or YOU die... *brandishes gun*
Chakotay (in background) : I'm starting to se a pattern of obsessive psychotic tendancies in the women I choose...

Voyager2004 · **Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:43 pm**

^^^

LOVE IT!

Robby · Lieutenant Joined: 26 Dec 2003 Posts: 212

Seska the human seat belt.

Kathryn16 · **Sun Dec 04, 2005 12:06 am**

Janeway: Get your hands off me!!!
Seska: Or what?! You'll sick your dog at me?
Chakotay runs away on all fours.
Janeway: maybe later?

bbbutnotbb · **Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:46 pm**

Seeska:Janeway I need you to deliver this message to Chakotay... The baby isn't his it is Neelix's!

Janeway:*Gasps*

Seeska: hey it was late and dark and he sliped me a drink!

Leo Wyatt · **Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:05 pm**

Seska: Chakotay, I wouldn't aim for your short little thingy if I was you.
Janeway: He has a thingy?

Cathexis · **Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:29 pm**

LMAO those are ALL HILARIOUS!

:lol!

I've suddenly come up blank in my fit of uproarious laughter.....darn...

councmatt · **Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:55 am**

Seska: Now i'll say it again, Chakotay is mine(settinng gun to kill)
Janeway: No he isn't, his all mine,
Chakotay(off screen): Well, girls, don't fight, i'll just have you both if you can't dicide!
Seska: Ooh chakotay(getting excited)
Janeway: (puts her elbow back, and letting the phaser go...)HIS MINE YOU B****, (Kills her)
Chakotay: I always new you loved me
Janeway: Yes i do, but not in that way, i just wantedd her dead...lol!

Blancie · **Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:16 pm**

lol! These are all great!