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Monster
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 05 Oct 2005
Posts: 337
Location: The Great Plains
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 Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:21 am Bumper Stickers |
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Post funny or clever bumper stickers here:
I Think - Therefore I Vote Republican
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:10 am |
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The best one is: "If you can read this, you are to close" 
But these are funny too:
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But this one beats all:
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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LightningBoy
Commodore
Joined: 09 Mar 2003
Posts: 1446
Location: Minnesota, U.S.A.
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| Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:04 pm |
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"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my Gun!"
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TrekkieMage
Office Junkie
Joined: 17 Oct 2004
Posts: 5335
Location: Hiding
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| Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:23 pm |
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My dad has a hybrid civic, and this is on his bumper:
"Ignore the enviorment, it will go away"
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CJ Cregg
Commodore
Joined: 05 Oct 2002
Posts: 1254
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| Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:26 pm |
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"If you can read this, you're not the president"
"Vote Republican - It's easier than thinking"
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TrekkieMage
Office Junkie
Joined: 17 Oct 2004
Posts: 5335
Location: Hiding
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| Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:30 pm |
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"Vote Republican - It's easier than thinking" |
I think that some of the political ones are the best. Some of them are just stupid or cruel, but some of them (both sides!) are really good!
(and I think-threfore I think Republican was okay, but the line it's based off of is overused IMO)
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Theresa
Lux Mihi Deus
Joined: 17 Jun 2001
Posts: 27256
Location: United States of America
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| Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:03 pm |
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Personally, I like the one that says, Welcome to Maine, now go home.
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Some of us fall by the wayside
And some of us soar to the stars
And some of us sail through our troubles
And some have to live with our scars
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Republican_Man
STV's Premier Conservative
Joined: 26 Mar 2004
Posts: 14823
Location: Classified
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| Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:07 pm |
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"Don't be a jackass. Vote Republican."
"I think, therefore I am Republican."
"Boycott France. The Spin stops here."
"Don't be a Pinhead! Watch the O'Reilly Factor"
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"Rights are only as good as the willingness of some to exercise responsibility for those rights- Fmr. Colorado Senate Pres. John Andrews
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Valathous
The Canadian, eh
Joined: 31 Aug 2002
Posts: 19074
Location: Centre Bell
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| Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:14 pm |
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"Where are John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald when you need them?"
Very mean, but it gave me a giggle. 
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John Connor
Admiral of the Terran Empire
Joined: 07 Sep 2002
Posts: 15657
Location: I.S.S Emperor
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| Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:19 pm |
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My Friend has funny bumper stickers on his van he has.
1. My Wife tells me that I suffer from C.R.S. Which means Cant Remember Stuff (I said stuff cause its a swear)
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Arellia
The Quiet One
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Posts: 4425
Location: Dallas, TX
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| Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:39 pm |
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"Trinidad: A drinking town with a fishing problem."
There's a lot of liberal bumper stickers around here, none of which I really like...never seen an "I think, therefore I vote republican" one.
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Republican_Man
STV's Premier Conservative
Joined: 26 Mar 2004
Posts: 14823
Location: Classified
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| Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:43 pm |
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Well, a guy told me about it election time last year one day in Spanish class. I haven't actually seen it myself, but he told me he saw it.
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"Rights are only as good as the willingness of some to exercise responsibility for those rights- Fmr. Colorado Senate Pres. John Andrews
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Monster
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 05 Oct 2005
Posts: 337
Location: The Great Plains
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| Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:29 pm |
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Here's one of my favorites:
Out of My Way
My Kid's Gotta Pee!
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Jeff Miller
Fleet Admiral
Joined: 22 Nov 2001
Posts: 23947
Location: Mental Ward for the Mentaly Unstable 6th floor, Saint John's 1615 Delaware Longview Washington 98632
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| Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:59 pm |
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"We are all going to Mt. Cho Mama."
it was on a local tv show they made.
another from the same show was.
"Wild Donkey Productions a big long company"
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LightningBoy
Commodore
Joined: 09 Mar 2003
Posts: 1446
Location: Minnesota, U.S.A.
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| Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:47 pm |
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| Exalya wrote: | | "Trinidad: A drinking town with a fishing problem." |
My brother's racecar used to have "My drinking team has a racing problem" painted on it. LOL
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webtaz99
Commodore
Joined: 13 Nov 2003
Posts: 1229
Location: The Other Side
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| Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:32 pm |
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I'm not speeding - I'm qualifying!
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My lawyer can beat up your lawyer.
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If you build a man a fire, he'll be warm all night.
If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life!
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"History is made at night! Character is who you are in the dark." (Lord John Whorfin)
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Starbuck
faster...
Joined: 19 Feb 2003
Posts: 8715
Location: between chaos and melody
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| Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:42 am |
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"my kid can kick your honor student's ass"
"lets all be friends, I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass"
"horns broke, watch for finger"
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Tuvok8917
Dutchie
Joined: 15 May 2004
Posts: 4205
Location: On my way back home
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| Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:34 pm |
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My car can't slow down.... only when the cops don't agree with it
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Ziyal
Captain
Joined: 04 Dec 2002
Posts: 848
Location: Alaska :D
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| Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:12 pm |
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Liberal: someone who is so openminded that their brains fell out.
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Monster
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 05 Oct 2005
Posts: 337
Location: The Great Plains
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| Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:04 am |
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| Ziyal wrote: | | Liberal: someone who is so openminded that their brains fell out. |
I like it!
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Brightstar82
Rear Admiral
Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 4394
Location: A Borg Cube....Where Else?
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| Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:55 pm |
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My friends mom has one that says "I breath therefore I shop"....
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Cathexis
The Angel of Avalon
Joined: 26 Dec 2001
Posts: 5901
Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End�
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| Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:28 pm |
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I love the Crossroads Christian Church bumper stickers....lol
Crossroads: The Church Anyone Can Come To.
One just has to wonder: ANYONE?
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Lxe
keep dreaming
Joined: 11 Aug 2002
Posts: 3622
Location: stv
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| Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:17 pm |
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"bad cop no doughnut"
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Arellia
The Quiet One
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Posts: 4425
Location: Dallas, TX
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| Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:50 pm |
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^ Wouldn't want to get pulled over with that one.
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LightningBoy
Commodore
Joined: 09 Mar 2003
Posts: 1446
Location: Minnesota, U.S.A.
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| Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:28 pm |
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"If you can read this: BACK THE **** OFF!"
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