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nadia
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Joined: 08 Apr 2005
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Location: Australia
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 Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:52 pm Caption Contest#21 |
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Congratulations to squiggy for his winning post:
Naomi: "NEELIX! YOU DID IT! YOU CREATED LIFE!"
Neelix: "That's not very funny. I know you hate my plomeek Soup"
Janeway off the picture: "AHH! It's drinking all the coffee!"
This weeks caption
Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks
Last edited by nadia on Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:24 am; edited 1 time in total
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Voyager2004
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Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 2070
Location: Silverdale, WA
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| Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:33 am |
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Paris: So, you're telling me the baby's not B'Elanna's?
Doctor: I'm afraid so. Looks like we're going to be proud parents.
Paris: ....
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"We all make our own Hell, Mr. Lessing. I hope you enjoy yours."
Kathryn Janeway - Equinox Pt 2
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myblackrose
Commander
Joined: 02 Sep 2005
Posts: 474
Location: Floating around...
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| Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:37 am |
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Doctor: Mr. Paris, while I am sure that swinging your legs is a most enjoyable pastime, would you kindly stop kicking me in the...
Tom: Aaaah! *hastily removes his leg from the Doctor's personal space*
Doctor: Thank you, that was most uncomfortable.
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:58 am |
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| Voyager2004 wrote: | Paris: So, you're telling me the baby's not B'Elanna's?
Doctor: I'm afraid so. Looks like we're going to be proud parents.
Paris: .... |
 priceless!
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Admiral Dani�l
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Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 2177
Location: Borg Cube 31572 - Join us now!
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| Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:55 am Re: Caption Contest#21 |
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Doc:Ehm mister Paris. I have something I must tell you.
Tom Paris: Tell it Doc
Doc: I'm i.. in love with B'ellana
Tom Paris:YOU SON OF A *BEEP*
*Hits Doc in the nuts*
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squiggy
Stooge Two
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 3007
Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!
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| Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:35 am |
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Doctor: "Good news, Mr. Paris. It's going to be a girl!"
Tom: "But it's just a swelling in my leg!"
Doctor: "Exactly. You have one of neelix's coffee sucking tumours which result from eating too much of his food. Why do you think the captain likes coffee so much?"
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myblackrose
Commander
Joined: 02 Sep 2005
Posts: 474
Location: Floating around...
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| Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:00 am |
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| squiggy wrote: | Doctor: "Good news, Mr. Paris. It's going to be a girl!"
Tom: "But it's just a swelling in my leg!"
Doctor: "Exactly. You have one of neelix's coffee sucking tumours which result from eating too much of his food. Why do you think the captain likes coffee so much?" |
ROTFL
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squiggy
Stooge Two
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 3007
Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!
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| Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:11 pm |
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| myblackrose wrote: | | squiggy wrote: | Doctor: "Good news, Mr. Paris. It's going to be a girl!"
Tom: "But it's just a swelling in my leg!"
Doctor: "Exactly. You have one of neelix's coffee sucking tumours which result from eating too much of his food. Why do you think the captain likes coffee so much?" |
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Glad you like it.
(I like to use janeway's addiction to coffee...have you noticed?)
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harrykims#1fan
Fan Girl Muskateer
Joined: 08 Feb 2002
Posts: 2916
Location: Leicester UK
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| Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:56 pm |
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Doc: Now mr paris when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much they get certain feelings
Paris: the captain told me about this...yeah she said its called divorce
Doc: no no i think your confused mr paris, divorced is what you and b'elanna will be if you let neelix do the cooking
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Stoke me a clipper i'll be back for christmas
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:31 pm |
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i always notice a lot of jokes about Janeway's coffee habits and Neelix cooking(did them myself sure).... But isn't that becoming a bit... I don't know... Dull?
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Voyager2004
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Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 2070
Location: Silverdale, WA
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| Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:46 pm |
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Let Nadia decide what becomes dull.
The one above you doesn't have to be taken as an insult to Neelix's cooking. It could mean, "If you don't let B'Elanna do some cooking, you and Neelix are better of married." LOL...
I don't mind the cracks to Janeway's coffee or Neelix's cooking. So long as they're just jokes.... 
LOL...
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"We all make our own Hell, Mr. Lessing. I hope you enjoy yours."
Kathryn Janeway - Equinox Pt 2
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7of9_made it awesome
Captain
Joined: 26 Jan 2005
Posts: 616
Location: London
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| Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:28 pm |
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Doc: Mr Paris for the last time, if you poke me in the face it wont affect me im a hologram!
Paris pokes again
Doc: MR PARIS!
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~Voyager Fanatic~
Super Genius
Joined: 07 May 2004
Posts: 1787
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| Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:35 am |
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Tom Paris: Hey doc, how about a feet massage.
Doctor: This is sickbay not a spa.
Tom Paris: How about getting me some cofee.
Doctor: I am a doctor not a maid with a uniform.
Tom Paris: How about a blanket?
Doctor: I believe the person you are asking for is Mr Neelix, oh and also, are there anymore questions because i really need to get back to regenerating your torn muscle.
Tom Paris: Not if you are going to get all snippy!
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Disembodiment is the epitome of perfection...
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Cathexis
The Angel of Avalon
Joined: 26 Dec 2001
Posts: 5901
Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End�
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| Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:06 pm |
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| harrykims#1fan wrote: | Doc: Now mr paris when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much they get certain feelings
Paris: the captain told me about this...yeah she said its called divorce
Doc: no no i think your confused mr paris, divorced is what you and b'elanna will be if you let neelix do the cooking |
ROTFL
Doc: I'm going to be blunt, Mr. Paris...the Captain wanted me to call you in here for a "routine" examination so that I could get your fingerprints.
Tom: Why???
Doc: She thinks you're the one who's been switching out her coffee for earl grey.......and she needs proof for a possible court martial..did you know that this was a court martial offense, Lieutenant?
Tom: *shocked* Me?! Why, I would NEVER---
Doc: *giving Tom a stern look*
Tom: Okay, okay...guilty as charged, but HARRY put me up to it!
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Tuvok8917
Dutchie
Joined: 15 May 2004
Posts: 4205
Location: On my way back home
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| Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:36 am |
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B'Ellana changed in Tom: "Doc, can you change me back or not?!"
Doctor: "Well, Mr. Paris, uhm.. i mean Miss Paris, Q did it so, that it isn't changeable..."
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bbbutnotbb
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 116
Location: PA
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| Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:26 am |
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Tom: You know Doc... If I was to marry Paris hilton, Her name would be Paris Paris!
Doc:... Paris Hil...Who?
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"Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)
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Cap. Proton
Master Chief
Joined: 23 Dec 2004
Posts: 1490
Location: U.S.S. Braveheart
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| Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:37 am |
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^^ ROFLMHO
Tom: WHAT?
*doc dissapears and reappears*
Doc: Yes it's true, after I kissed Be'lanna my program destabilises every five minutes.
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For all the RPG'rs out here:
Join the SDTF
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Monster
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 05 Oct 2005
Posts: 337
Location: The Great Plains
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| Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:54 pm |
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The Doctor: Mr. Paris, you must please refrain from being slapped by women. I can hardly keep my attention on other patients.
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