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nadia
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PostFri Aug 19, 2005 1:16 am    Caption Contest#12

Congratulations to mad_d0ggie for his winning post:
Janeway: "I'm sorry Tuvix but I really have to change you back into the other two... you're just too ugly."


This weeks Caption


Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks


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PostFri Aug 19, 2005 5:40 am    

Q: "Oh come on, you can at least do that after all if've done for you. Do it for Q2"

Janeway: "No way, i will not flash my Bra to you guys for free passage too the alpha quadrant!"

Q2: "I don't think your crew would agree"



I so hope the other guy is Q2 , or else the joke is simply silly.



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PostFri Aug 19, 2005 6:34 am    

It's alright it is 'Q2'

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PostFri Aug 19, 2005 8:20 am    

Phew, saved by the bell.


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Number_6
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PostFri Aug 19, 2005 1:39 pm    

So, you think you can handle a threesome with two Qs?

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Sevenofninenz
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PostSat Aug 20, 2005 9:02 pm    

Q2: I didn't believe until I actually saw it, her EMH impression is uncanny!


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Waverider9.9
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PostSun Aug 21, 2005 7:33 am    

"You see son? A spot, right there"

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Kathryn16
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PostSun Aug 21, 2005 8:49 pm    

Janeway: " You know, we would never work out, I mean im still trying to figure out why Chakotay keeps giving me that stare but when you both do it its scary." (Makes a whatever look and walks away).


Well I keep trying....


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harrykims#1fan
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PostMon Aug 22, 2005 10:44 am    

Q: are you sure thats Janeway

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madlilnerd
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PostTue Aug 23, 2005 5:30 am    

Q: Well Cathy, it seems you were right. Children you abandon in the wilderness of Mars do grow up alright.

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tycoon64
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PostThu Aug 25, 2005 8:13 am    

Janeway:........
Q: Remember that time back in the nebula when all the lights went out....This is what happens when I go roaming in the dark on a inferior ship.
Q2: Dad, thats not what you told me.
Janeway: You mean I am his mom?
Q: Yes and I want you to raise him. He started two wars and got kicked out of the continum.
Janeway: But I didnot give you permission to make a child with me.... (thinks: "I need to lay off the coffee, I may need to talk to someone about this dream")


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PostThu Aug 25, 2005 10:35 am    

Q: Gross!
Q2: What is that?!
Janeway: What is it?!
Q: A ZIT!
Janeway: Really?!
Q and Q2: Just Kidding!
Janeway: Get out!



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Disembodiment is the epitome of perfection...

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Birdy
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PostThu Aug 25, 2005 4:10 pm    

Q: "Well son,... I never would've guessed that your mother's curling iron would come in handy some day. This looks SO much better on you, Cathy!"
Q2: *proud*
Janeway: "...."



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