Original Songs (Post Your Own)

[borgslayer]

This is a place where people can share their songs to people. If wrote a song you can post your lyics here. I think this is a very creative topic.

[borgslayer]

One of my song I have written.

[IntrepidIsMe]

I'm going to be moving this to Fan Fiction. Users post their poems there, and songs are poems, simply sung.

If you have any questions, or reasons why you don't think this should have been moved: PM me.

IntrepidIsMe

[Sam Kenobi]

The Pirate Birthday Song (a trio)

Iiiiiiit's just another excuse
to drink some more grog!
So break the glasses out, me hearties
and let's all roast the Dog!

You now have [20] years
a tribute to your name
So break the glasses out, me hearties
Let's have a drinking game!

Another year has sunk
We're happy you survived!
With all the beer you've drunk
It's a wonder you're alive!

Happy Bi-i-irthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
____________Happy Bi-i-irthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
________________________Happy Bi-i-irthdayyyyyyyyyyyy

(all three)
You We-e-ench!

Yo ho!

[Alucard]

Here is my song I wrote... hooray for parodies!


Nothing To Eat

Parody of Nothing to lose by Billy Talent

Rewritten by: Duncan Chalmers




Need more friends with Babies,
All the babies I�ve eaten tasted pretty baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
I�d always eat them alone
So I became piggish just like my dear old dad


Theres nothing to eaaaaaaaaaaaat
When noone gives you babies
Theres no weight to gain
But the babies taste so gooooooooooooooooooooooood


Never ate babies in a pair
I�d have to check my lunchbox to see if one�s still theeeeeeeere
My Parents had no clue
That I ate all my babies alone in my bedroom


Theres nothing to eaaaaaaaaaaaat
When noone gives you babies
Theres no weight to gain
But the babies taste so good


Theres nothing to eaaaaaaaaaaaat
My cookbook will explain
Theres no weight to gain
And I can�t fight the aaaaddiction


Teacher said it�s just a phase
When I grow up my children will probably do the same
Babies just taste too good
Who�d know they�d put me over 300 pounds at 17


Theres nothing to eaaaaaaaaaaaat
When noone gives you babies
Theres no weight to gain
But the babies taste so good


Theres nothing to eaaaaaaaaaaaat
My cookbook will explain
Theres no weight to gain
And I can�t fight the aaaaddiction

Theres nothing to eaaaaaaaaaaaat
When noone gives you babies
Theres no weight to gain
My cookbook will explaaaaaaaain

Theres nothing to eaaaaaaaaaaaat
When noone gives you babies
Theres no weight to gain
AND I�M A FAT PIG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

[madlilnerd]

The general pirate song:
We are the pirate crew,
Who are we and whatta we do?
We rape and pillage and plunDER!
Do de do de do doo.

The Second Pirate song:
We are the pirates,
Pirates are we,
Burn pillage and plunder
Just be home in time for tea.

The Pringles Song (shortened edition):
Pringles- the crisps with pring,
This is a song that you can sing.
Pringles- pringles for you,
pringles for me,
pringles for eveRYone
Pringles, they're like little saddles
except you can't ride them,
Because they're made out of potato.

There's also a song called Crackhead and Hippo, but I can't remember much of it.

[Tuvok8917]

I always wanted that someone should make a topic like this. I always was to lazy to do it, and i'm a good song writer.. or well... i am a good singer, lol.

Anywayz here is a Dutch song i just made up.

De Droom

Ik lig in bed, heb m'n ogen dicht en ik droom.
Ja, ik droom over verre landen en plaatsen.
Waarom? Tjah dat weet ik niet, dat moet je mij niet vragen.
Waarom? Dat weet ik niet, dus hou nou op met klagen!

Want ik droooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohooooooooom over verre landen hier vandaan!
Ja ik droooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooom over plaatsen waar ik nog nooit ben geweest!
Oh, ik droooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooom maar waaaaaarom? Ja dat weeeeeeet ik niet.

Ik lig nog steeds in bed, heb m'n ogen dicht en ik droom. ahahaaaaah.
Ja, ik droom over grote autos en vliegtuigen.
Waarom? Tjah dat weet ik niet, dat moet je mij niet vragen.
Waarom? Dat weet ik niet, dus hou op met klagen!

Want ik droooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohooooooooom over verre landen hier vandaan!
Ja ik droooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooom over plaatsen waar ik nog nooit ben geweest!
Oh, ik droooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooom maar waaaaaarom? Ja dat weeeeeeet ik niet.

Ik word wakker, lig nog wel in bed en probeer te herrineren wat ik heb gedroomt.
Maar ja, dat lukt niet dus stap ik maar uit bed.
Waarom? Tjah dat is nogal logisch, je moet je toch wel aankleden.
Waarom? Dat zei ik toch al, dus hou op met klagen!

Want ik heb droooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohooooooooomt over verre landen hier vandaan!
Ja ik heb droooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooomt over plaatsen waar ik nog nooit ben geweest!
Oh, ik heb droooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooomt maar waaaaaarom? Ja dat weeeeeeet ik niet.

Ja dat weeeeeeeeeeet ik niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

[nadia]

Translation Rob?

[Sam Kenobi]

Just you wait, Kim, till I get USS Kolbenaffe's songs posted. My girls wrote the most kickass pirate songs you'll ever hapen upon. Ever. ("USS Kolbenaffe Theme", "Rape Don't Mean a Thing", "Sexy Sinbad" etc)

[madlilnerd]