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Seven of Nine
Sammie's Mammy
Joined: 16 Jun 2001
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Location: North East England
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 Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:22 pm Amoebae |
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I apologise for this random post, but I'm in a weird mood 
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Amoebae[/b]
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Ameoba vaulting a high fence
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Ameoba with a bakers hat
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Ameoba with a broken leg
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Ameoba with a flashlight
@.
Ameoba with a French Horn
(.)
Ameoba wearing antlers
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Ameoba with a rifle
?
Ameoba with an umbrella
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Ameoba with a bow and arrow
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Ameoba with flat feet
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o=o
Ameoba skateboarding
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Ameobas having a conversation
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Ameobas in a parade
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Ameoba balancing act
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Ameobas on a see-saw
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Confused ameoba
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Shocked ameoba
o
Bodybuilding ameoba
O
Bodybuilding ameoba on steroids
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Ameoba disguised as a full stop
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Ameoba hiding behind a full stop
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Full stop disguised as an ameoba
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Ameoba with a megaphone
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Ameoba waiting for the bus
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Ameoba goalkeeper
o.o
Ameoba with glasses
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Squashed ameoba
.h
Ameoba hiding behind a chair
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Stretched ameoba
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Ameoba on the high wire
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Ameoba juggling
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Ameoba hiding behind a haystack
&.
Ameoba with a party blower
.........
Ameobas in a queue
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Ameoba with chopsticks
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Ameoba with large eyebrows
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Ameoba with wig blowing away in the wind
?.?
Ameoba vampire bat
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Ameoba with a satellite dish
\/
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Ameoba watching TV
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Ameoba with a boomerang
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Two ameobas carrying a log
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Ameoba tossing the caber
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Clockwork ameoba
e.
Speaking ameoba
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Ameoba octopus
.z
Sleeping ameoba
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Ameoba with pom-poms
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http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/ascii/amoebae.html
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zero
Rear Admiral
Joined: 03 Apr 2005
Posts: 4566
Location: Texas
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| Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:32 pm |
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I'm not trying to be rude .... But what in the world is this?
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Seven of Nine
Sammie's Mammy
Joined: 16 Jun 2001
Posts: 7871
Location: North East England
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| Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:39 pm |
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An amoeba is a single cell organism, thought to be one of the smallest living things. This is a joke, showing amoebae doing various things.
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zero
Rear Admiral
Joined: 03 Apr 2005
Posts: 4566
Location: Texas
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| Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:52 pm |
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oooh! Well I know what it is, I just didn't know what it was supposed to be doing. But cool, thanks!
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Birdy
Socialist
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 13502
Location: Here.
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| Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:41 pm |
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OMG, too lame!!  I loooooove it!!!!  
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Nosce te ipsum
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webtaz99
Commodore
Joined: 13 Nov 2003
Posts: 1229
Location: The Other Side
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| Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:10 pm |
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Amoeba are big compared to bacteria (that they eat), and HUGE compared to viruses.
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"History is made at night! Character is who you are in the dark." (Lord John Whorfin)
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Seven of Nine
Sammie's Mammy
Joined: 16 Jun 2001
Posts: 7871
Location: North East England
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| Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:45 pm |
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I did say ONE of the smallest... and there's an ongoing debate as to whether viruses are living or not.
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IntrepidIsMe
Pimp Handed
Joined: 14 Jun 2002
Posts: 13057
Location: New York
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| Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:47 pm |
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They have their own DNA and reproduce (the drive that categorizes things as living). I don't see what theres to debate, myself.
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"Nelly, I am Heathcliff! He's always, always in my mind: not as a pleasure, any more than I am always a pleasure to myself, but as my own being."
-Wuthering Heights
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madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England
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| Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:19 pm |
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The human ovum is the size of a full stop.
I think they're cute. Do ameobas feel love? (that's a question that you should ask if you want to annoy yuor science teacher)
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nadia
cookie
Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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| Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:00 pm |
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Thats really funny
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Starbuck
faster...
Joined: 19 Feb 2003
Posts: 8715
Location: between chaos and melody
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| Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:53 pm |
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holy crap, danni, I laughed so hard.... I so have to put that in my lj
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harrykims#1fan
Fan Girl Muskateer
Joined: 08 Feb 2002
Posts: 2916
Location: Leicester UK
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| Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:24 pm |
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i wants a pet amoeba!
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Stoke me a clipper i'll be back for christmas
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Starbuck
faster...
Joined: 19 Feb 2003
Posts: 8715
Location: between chaos and melody
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| Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:51 pm |
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Here you go, figgy, . an ameoba for you!
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:43 am |
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| harrykims#1fan wrote: | | i wants a pet amoeba! |
I'm sure you already have one, you just don't see him. Look in your backyard really, really good.
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Jeremy
J's Guy
Joined: 03 Oct 2002
Posts: 7823
Location: Aberdeen, Scotland
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| Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:27 am |
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Some of them are class, French Horn one is good as I play one,  The one that made me laugh the most was the one on steroids. And it made me look silly as there are random people beside me when I LOLed.
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Starbuck
faster...
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Posts: 8715
Location: between chaos and melody
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| Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:00 pm |
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./ <-- ameoba playing bassoon!!
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madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat
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Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England
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| Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:15 pm |
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ameoba with a nuclear warhead.
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ameoba carrying a rose
.U
alcoholic ameoba
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Starbuck
faster...
Joined: 19 Feb 2003
Posts: 8715
Location: between chaos and melody
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| Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:31 pm |
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I need a bassoon playing ameoba to feel loved, since I play bassoon.
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madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat
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Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England
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| Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:34 pm |
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I'ts easier to make an ameoba play the bassoon than a cello. I can't make an ameoba play my instrument. 
.~ ameoba with a ponytail
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:46 pm |
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].[ ameoba in the elevator  I thought it was funny.
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat
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Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England
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| Tue Aug 09, 2005 5:08 pm |
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riot police ameobas.
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Jeremy
J's Guy
Joined: 03 Oct 2002
Posts: 7823
Location: Aberdeen, Scotland
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| Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:15 pm |
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| madlilnerd wrote: | I'ts easier to make an ameoba play the bassoon than a cello. I can't make an ameoba play my instrument.
.~ ameoba with a ponytail |
Now that is a class one, Well, early in the morning anyway,
Lemming Ameobas! (Btw, is that the correct plural? Or is it Aeombi? )
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It's not working right, The ~ is a wave, and they're running off a cliff if you didn't realise.
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harrykims#1fan
Fan Girl Muskateer
Joined: 08 Feb 2002
Posts: 2916
Location: Leicester UK
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| Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:50 pm |
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| Starbuck wrote: | | Here you go, figgy, . an ameoba for you! |
awww thankee *feels special* i shall call him Jim George the 3rd
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Starbuck
faster...
Joined: 19 Feb 2003
Posts: 8715
Location: between chaos and melody
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| Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:15 pm |
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I named the basoon playing one John Lennon.
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harrykims#1fan
Fan Girl Muskateer
Joined: 08 Feb 2002
Posts: 2916
Location: Leicester UK
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| Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:17 pm |
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we should have an army of them
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