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nadia
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Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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 Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:43 am Caption Contest#9 |
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Congratulations to Taod for his winning post:
Neelix: I don't know why nobody bothered to tell me about the new bathing suit uniform policy. I think I'd look good in a speedo.
This weeks caption
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Leo Wyatt
Sweetest Angel
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
Posts: 19045
Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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| Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:48 am |
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'' Janeway: psst Tom, you got something on your nose.''
'' Tom: I don't feel nothing.''
'' B'Elanna: Tom! get that burger off cause I am not going to kiss you until you do.
'' Chakotay: Tom, I suggest you do it before B'Elanna explodes.''
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Birdy
Socialist
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 13502
Location: Here.
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| Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:00 am |
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Janeway: "Tom... are you touching B'elanna's but?"
Tom: "No way!"
Chakotay (whispers): "It's Harry."
Harry: "...." 
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Nosce te ipsum
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Tuvok8917
Dutchie
Joined: 15 May 2004
Posts: 4205
Location: On my way back home
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| Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:23 am |
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Tom: Well, captain i'm glad you made the right decission.
Doctor: I hope you have a great time.
B'Elanna: Be nice, and send us a card.
Harry: Look, Q is coming!
Janeway: But.. i only wanted to know if i must stay by Q or not....
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tycoon64
Cat Specialist
Joined: 27 Jul 2005
Posts: 1128
Location: Lost where I can never be found
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| Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:06 am |
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Janeway: Are you sure you want to marry B'Elanna? She can be very moody.
Harry: If you don't marry her I will Tom.
Tom: (Thinking) ........
B'Elanna: What are you waiting for Tom!? You better say I do, I am carrying your baby!
Tom: What baby? I can't have kids because of that time i got shot with that phaser.
B'Elanna: .........
Tom: I think you have some explaining to do.
Harry: (Grinning and Whispers): I don't believe it.
Tom: What did you say Harry?
Harry: Nothing I swear!!
Tom: Are you hiding something from me?
Janeway: You three to sickbay now!!
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ravenstar
Lieutenant
Joined: 03 Jun 2004
Posts: 196
Location: at my mom's house
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| Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:31 am |
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''Janeway: Tom, do you take B'Elanna as your wife?
'' Tom: I Tom take the Harry.''
'' B'Elanna: What? You ! (Punches him in the nose)
'' Harry: Whoa B'Elanna come down! I think Tom has not fully awoke yet! Don't hit me please.''
''Janeway: Security!!!
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VoyVoy
Junior Cadet
Joined: 24 Nov 2004
Posts: 18
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| Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:02 pm |
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Janeway (overexposed to hairspray):"I now pronouce you, Tom & B'Elanna, husband and wife, and you, Harry & Chakotay, husband and husband"
Paris: "But...they're stealing our thunder!"
Janeway: "This is my ship! Now, do as you're told!"
Kim (thinking): "I sure won't mind sharing quarters with Chakotay..."
Chakotay: "Zzz..."
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Sat Jul 30, 2005 2:36 am |
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Janeway: "do you B'Elanna Torres take Harry Kim to be your lawfull wedded wife? Uhm, Husband...Uhm You paris...do you? Oh, i saw you guys in the wrong order." *Starts laughing*
Paris: "Thank god this is just the General repetition"
Last edited by lionhead on Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:40 am; edited 1 time in total
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England
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| Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:53 am |
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Janeway: I'm here today to promote a worthy man to the rank of Lieutenant.
Chakotay: *to Tom* Do you reckon Harry will explode if it's not him?
Janeway: I am, of course, referring to... Tom Paris!
*loud bang. smouldering shoes where Harry used to be*
Chakotay: Too late.
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bbbutnotbb
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 116
Location: PA
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| Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:21 pm |
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Janeway: We are gathered her today to...... oh for goodness sakes Harry stop thinking of B'Elanna in that swimsuit!
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"Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)
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Quinny
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 10 Apr 2005
Posts: 246
Location: i my room with my guitar playing a soft tune.
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| Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:23 am |
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*B thinking to herself*
Hmmm. I glad i added that pageboy subroutine to the doc's program after all...
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harrykims#1fan
Fan Girl Muskateer
Joined: 08 Feb 2002
Posts: 2916
Location: Leicester UK
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| Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:33 am |
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So thats what happened at the last voyager office party 
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:24 pm |
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can i edit mine a bit?
Please? Nadia?
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charlie
American Soldier
Joined: 26 Feb 2004
Posts: 598
Location: In The United States
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| Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:56 pm |
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'' Janeway: Tom, I thougt I was your woman?''
(Tom looking in shame)
'' B'Elanna: You ! I ought@@%^&&&****
'' Chakotay: This is news to me.' what about you Harry?''
'' Harry: Huh? What was that?
'' chakotay never mind.''
Tom: I better run!
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nadia
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Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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| Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:55 am |
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| lionhead wrote: | can i edit mine a bit?
Please? Nadia? |
I would say yes, but Im just about to judge them. Sorry about that
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:34 am |
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aw, well i will anyway.
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nadia
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Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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| Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:35 am |
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Thats funny!
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:41 am |
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Hm? i didn't edit yet....
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nadia
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Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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| Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:42 am |
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You didn't? Well I sware it was diffrent to what you put up before! I think Im going wacko!!!!!
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lionhead
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Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:44 am |
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Its different now, if thats what you saw. Ok then .
Is it better?
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nadia
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| Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:46 am |
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Yeah, it's heaps funny
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lionhead
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Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:48 am |
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But i was too late for the win huh? too bad. My own fault of course.
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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nadia
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Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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| Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:50 am |
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Oh well, maybe this one
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