My greek myth

Alucard · **Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:11 am My greek myth**

Here it is, enjoy lol

The God Of Vodka

One day, in Olympus, Zeus had another child. This god was created in Zeus� liver. The god fought through Zeus� blood cells and started climbing up into his stomach. The god ripped through his stomach, and fell to the floor.
Zeus was in great pain after this, and was furious with his newly born son for the massive amounts of pain inflicted upon him.
The god�s name was Smirnoff. Zeus was always yelling at Smirnoff. Zeus was always mad because of the liver incident.
Smirnoff slowly became depressed, and then he started drinking. He drank the nights away, overloading with wine. He thought that if he drank that his pain would go away, but it wouldn�t.
Smirnoff was very upset about how Zeus hated him. Smirnoff wanted above all else for Zeus to accept him.
One day, Smirnoff had a great idea. He would create a new drink, and hope that it�s creation would make Zeus accept him as a son. Smirnoff worked for years on end, hoping that it would be perfected.
After a long 7 years of working on it, Smirnoff decided to test it on Aphrodite. Aphrodite loved the drink; she decided to call it �Vodka�. Aphrodite and Smirnoff then got very close, and they decided to marry. Aphrodite and Smirnoff then went to test the drink on the mortals. At first it was a huge success, but then the mortals created problems with it. The mortals got into fights about the drink. They would riot so that they could drink more.
Zeus saw this, and he got mad at the mortals for it. Zeus� anger didn�t even stop them. Zeus was running out of options when Smirnoff offered to help. Zeus, not knowing that Smirnoff caused the problem, let him help, for once in Smirnoff�s life.
Smirnoff went to the mortals and decided to give a secret recipe of how to make it to one man, who then took the recipe, and decided to make some himself. The man decided to start a business named after Smirnoff, and the man quickly became rich from it.
When Smirnoff returned to Olympus, Zeus finally accepted him, and was proud of how he solved the problem. Zeus declared him God of Vodka, and then the gods had a yearlong celebration in Smirnoff�s honor.

Fin

madlilnerd · **Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:15 am**

So that's how ot happened!! But shouldn't Smirnoff be a Russian god?

Alucard · **Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:16 am**

yeah but I HAD to write it in greek form lol, here's the ironic part, my English teacher actually drinks vodka IN CLASS that's y i picked vodka over Rum lol

madlilnerd · **Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:24 am**

That's worrying. One of my teachers eats mars bars, and the IT teacher sells souls to Satan. I know cos my mate put it in his newspaper

Alucard · **Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:28 am**

not really she gave me a 95 last term lol

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Seven of Nine · **Sun Apr 10, 2005 1:31 pm**

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On a personal note- I loved the story... maybe that could have happened in an alternate universe

Alucard · **Sun Apr 10, 2005 2:31 pm**

lol thanks

and maybe... maybe

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