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Starfleet #327
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PostWed Sep 08, 2004 4:03 am    Voyager Caption Contest #13

Sorry I haven't done this for a while.. I have been having personal problems.. Someone has taken over for me for a week, and has posted a new image for Caption as #12. I havent posted a winner for #11 yet, So I will do so. I will also post the winner for Contest #12 when she gives me the results.

Congratulations to Caption Contest #11's winner, Hitchhiker for his Caption:



I would also like to Congratulate all of you for your participation on these Contests. Without you they would just not be possible. If you would like your Award, Please post a Reply and ill make one up.


Here is this Weeks image:



All you have to do is look at This Weeks Image, Think of a funny Caption for it, And post it in this thread. You can also Quote the image above your text. Please remember the point of this is that the Captions have to be funny! You can enter as many times as you want. I also accept Photoshopped images as part of the Competition! This Contest will end Next Saturday, Sooner if I feel like it.

Happy Captioning!!


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PostWed Sep 08, 2004 4:11 am    

Oh.. I almost forgot!

I made a Website for our Caption Contest:

http://www.blimpage.com/lincoln/voycaption/

I am currently working on getting the Archive up.. Thanks.


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PostWed Sep 08, 2004 9:34 am    

Man pointing: "you look like a favor of chinese food."


Harry: "wow, partner. Watch the suit, i just got it replicated!"



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PostWed Sep 08, 2004 12:54 pm    

Pointing guy: "You talkin' to me??"

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PostWed Sep 08, 2004 1:57 pm    

Man:Aren`t you Harry Kim???
Harry:yes why??
Man:Then you must pay me 600.000.00
Harry:why?
Man:because i am a politicus.


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PostWed Sep 08, 2004 2:39 pm    

Why don't we get the obvious ones out of the way?

"Pull my finger."


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PostWed Sep 08, 2004 4:25 pm    

Man: OMG You're that ummmm Garret Wang guy from Star Trek aren't you!!!!!!!
Harry: Why yes I am
Man: *pulling out a pen and paper* Can I have your autograph man, It's for my wife, yeah... my wife. She just loves you...



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PostWed Sep 08, 2004 6:19 pm    

i don't think Garret Wang wears a starfleet suit outside of the series...or does he?


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PostWed Sep 08, 2004 6:46 pm    

No but he might be on a lunch break or something, and going out to get a burger.


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PostWed Sep 08, 2004 7:11 pm    

lionhead wrote:
i don't think Garret Wang wears a starfleet suit outside of the series...or does he?


I'm pretty sure that picture is taken from the episode Non Sequitor. Haven't seen it in awhile, but I thought I recognized it from somewhere.


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PostWed Sep 08, 2004 7:34 pm    

yeah it is, but the caption doesn't have to be from inside the episode does it?


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PostWed Sep 08, 2004 7:42 pm    

(((god shhh stop spamming the caption thing up PM gossip)))

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PostWed Sep 08, 2004 7:46 pm    

*sorry*

Man: You want the truth???? You can't handle the truth!!!!!



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PostWed Sep 08, 2004 7:51 pm    

*Man pokes Kim*

Man- You gonna pay for those Pizza's?

Kim- Uhh...*Pulls out a phaser*


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PostWed Sep 08, 2004 8:19 pm    

Man: You think this is weird? This is weird?
Kim: Uhh . . .
Man: You want to know what is weird? Weird would be having a television show where the crew of a spaceship gets lost in another part of the galaxy. That would be weird.
Kim: Right . . .


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PostWed Sep 08, 2004 9:18 pm    

Man: You play on a Star Trek series? Man, your acting must really suck!

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PostWed Sep 08, 2004 9:57 pm    

Man: Hey I know you! You're Bruce Lee, right?

(ehem.. .political caption. a comment on ethnic stereotyping) (but also funny)


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PostWed Sep 08, 2004 10:23 pm    

Man: Well when I was young I had to walk fifteen miles to get to school!
Kim: You're almost as annoying as Neelix.


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PostThu Sep 09, 2004 4:30 am    

Its from Non Sequitor, Season 2.

I want to finish up Season 2 soon.. I just bought the Season 3 DVD's, and I want to get started on the Captions for those.


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PostThu Sep 09, 2004 5:20 am    

Man: Hey buddy, I don't know who this "Miss Ter" lady is, but if you EVER call me a girl again, you're gunna get it!

Harry: *raises eyebrow*



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PostThu Sep 09, 2004 11:02 am    

"Everybody (Garret) Wang Chung tonight"

...okay not a funny entry but it's one hot song for those of us old enuff to remember.


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PostThu Sep 09, 2004 2:05 pm    

Man: "You eat the pizza... or you die."
Harry: "And how do you like my 'Not impressed' face?"


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PostThu Sep 09, 2004 3:08 pm    

Man: Hey I know you from somewhere don't I. You're that bloke, Neelix aren't you. You don't look too different without your make up. Must come natural.

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PostThu Sep 09, 2004 4:12 pm    

Man: Hey your wearing one of those Star Trek uniforms! You must be from that show.

Garret Wang: Heh why yes I am. Would you like an autograph?

Man: I'd love one! DS9 is the best ST series ever invented!

Garret Wang: Actually im from the tv show VOY.

Man: Oh....Im sorry to hear that.....


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PostThu Sep 09, 2004 4:27 pm    

Man: Can I stop holding this pose now? My arm is getting sore.

Kim: I don't know. The photographers usually don't take this long . . .

Man: Describe them for me.

Kim: There are three. One is tall with a long scarf, one is medium with a ragged beard, and the third guy is short and has a white baseball cap.

Man: Then maybe we should stop this, they won't be here anytime soon.

Kim: Why not?

Man: I just gave three men of that description free food for the day.

Kim: ....


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