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superwoman
Vice Admiral
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 5742
Location: Sweden
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 Fri Aug 13, 2004 9:34 pm Voyager Caption Contest #11 |
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I'm sorry guys, but I just felt this had to be done 
All you have to do is look at This Weeks Image, Think of a funny Caption for it, And post it in this thread. You can also Quote the image above your text. Please remember the point of this is that the Captions have to be funny! You can enter as many times as you want.
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Omet'Ikilan
Jem'hadar First
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 2045
Location: Bridge of Jem'Hadar Ship
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| Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:17 pm |
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Janeway- And this is how I pick my nose!
Tuvok- Hmm veary interesting now please be quiet im try to watch this new Episode of DS9
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sabertooth1217
UPN Boycotter
Joined: 21 Jun 2003
Posts: 11484
Location: Texas
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| Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:32 pm |
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Janeway: Shh Tuvok... If we are really quiet I doubt that no one will notice.
Tuvok: Your logic is fauld...
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Trekkie617
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 18 Jul 2003
Posts: 303
Location: Georgia, but I miss Oklahoma
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| Sat Aug 14, 2004 12:17 am |
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Janeway: Tuvok, be quiet, and zip your shirt up.
Tuvok: I've been researching Earth's culture on cinematic events, and it has been shown to be consistent that humans tend to be more romantically intimate during them. I am simply making it less of a hassle for you captain.
Janeway: Tuvok!
Tuvok: Merely an attempt at before movie jokes to await the main attraction, Captain. Actually, I had to got to the bathroom and must have forgotten to, ahem, zip up.
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:24 am |
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Tuvok: "I do not really understand, how can a simple donkey talk and an ogre have such an accent?"
Janeway: "Shhhh tuvok, this is called comedy, this is a classic"
Tuvok: "I just find it disturbing."
(or does it look like he's starting too cry?)
Tuvok: "I find it very hard too surpress my emotions with this movie"
Janeway: "We are still in the commercials tuvok...."
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Thomas
Pool Princess
Joined: 08 Jul 2001
Posts: 19730
Location: Manchester
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| Sat Aug 14, 2004 3:41 am |
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Two caption contests? I know you started it because everyone was getting a little impatient waiting for the other one to end, but...
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Gloss rhymes with hair!
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Lee Jordan
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 20 Jul 2004
Posts: 132
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| Tue Aug 17, 2004 1:40 pm |
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Tuvok farts (just look at his face)
Janeway: See this finger? If you don't stop, I'll stick it up your vulcan hole!
Tuvok: That would be logical.
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Lee Jordan
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 20 Jul 2004
Posts: 132
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| Tue Aug 17, 2004 1:42 pm |
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(a zipper song applys)
Janeway: Ssshhhhh.....Don't let anyone hear you undress Tuvok.
Tuvok: that popcorn made me fatter, so I'm undoing my fly.
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Founder
Dominion Leader
Joined: 21 Jun 2004
Posts: 12755
Location: Gamma Quadrant
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| Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:45 pm |
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Tuvok: Captain. This move is amazing. It is beautiful. Its amazing. Perfection.... Years of meditation has not prepared me for this....*He begins to weep happily.*
Janeay: Shhh Tuvok. Don't be so loud. I agree, im glad they decided to make a STAR TREK DEEP SPACE NINE movie.
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superwoman
Vice Admiral
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 5742
Location: Sweden
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| Tue Aug 17, 2004 6:15 pm |
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hehehe.  Good captions everyone!
But since there is another caption contest, it's ok if someone look this one.
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We will never run out of oil, because no one will afford to use the last litre.
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gul Lemek III.
Commodore
Joined: 04 May 2004
Posts: 1513
Location: Slovenia
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| Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:18 am |
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| Founder wrote: | Tuvok: Captain. This move is amazing. It is beautiful. Its amazing. Perfection.... Years of meditation has not prepared me for this....*He begins to weep happily.*
Janeay: Shhh Tuvok. Don't be so loud. I agree, im glad they decided to make a STAR TREK DEEP SPACE NINE movie. |
Good one, Founder! You made my belly hurt!
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Founder
Dominion Leader
Joined: 21 Jun 2004
Posts: 12755
Location: Gamma Quadrant
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| Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:31 am |
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Heh. I thought you'd appreciate it gul.  
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gul Lemek III.
Commodore
Joined: 04 May 2004
Posts: 1513
Location: Slovenia
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| Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:34 am |
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You made my belly hurt from laughing! Although it would be mighty fine to have a DS9 movie!
I laughed when I imagined Tuvok saying what you wrote.
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Founder
Dominion Leader
Joined: 21 Jun 2004
Posts: 12755
Location: Gamma Quadrant
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| Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:37 am |
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Same here. I can see him pushing for a DS9 movie considering the fact that Tim russ was in DS9 as a Klingon and as Mirror Universe Tuvok. Sweet irony... 
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Defiant
Fleet Admiral
Joined: 04 Jul 2001
Posts: 15946
Location: Oregon City, OR
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| Wed Aug 18, 2004 4:27 am |
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Well, I cant make out with Yuvok, so I will make out with my finger instead.
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gul Lemek III.
Commodore
Joined: 04 May 2004
Posts: 1513
Location: Slovenia
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| Wed Aug 18, 2004 4:51 am |
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Oh, Defiant has changed his avatar! Nice!
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Lee Jordan
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 20 Jul 2004
Posts: 132
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| Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:10 am |
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Janeway: Quick, pull my finger... (fart) Your too late.
Tuvok: wait, I think I have one. Let me undo me uniform.
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Lee Jordan
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 20 Jul 2004
Posts: 132
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| Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:11 am |
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Janeway: Quick, pull my finger... (fart) Your too late.
Tuvok: It seems your fart has stuned me. (just look at his face)
Janeway: I feel sorry for the people behind us. But they're holograms.
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Thomas
Pool Princess
Joined: 08 Jul 2001
Posts: 19730
Location: Manchester
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| Wed Aug 18, 2004 9:00 am |
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| superwoman wrote: | hehehe. Good captions everyone!
But since there is another caption contest, it's ok if someone look this one. |
Maybe you could pick a winner for this one and then just let the other contest run,
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Toad
Chief of Security
Joined: 28 Aug 2003
Posts: 936
Location: The Great Plains
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| Wed Aug 18, 2004 11:42 am |
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| /\Geordi_LaForge/\ wrote: | Janeway- And this is how I pick my nose!
Tuvok- Hmm veary interesting now please be quiet im try to watch this new Episode of DS9 |
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DeltasVoyager
Captain
Joined: 06 Jul 2004
Posts: 762
Location: Where no one has been before!
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| Wed Aug 18, 2004 1:08 pm |
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there already is a caption contest for Voyager?
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superwoman
Vice Admiral
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 5742
Location: Sweden
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| Wed Aug 18, 2004 1:27 pm |
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^yes it's sticky (that means it's at the top of the page)
OK a winner... A Damnit so hard to choose!
ok The winner iiiiis.... *trumpet fanfare*
Founder!
YAY! Congratulation!
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Founder
Dominion Leader
Joined: 21 Jun 2004
Posts: 12755
Location: Gamma Quadrant
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| Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:25 pm |
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Yay! I feel so honored. Thank you for picking me. Now who to thank....
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Defiant
Fleet Admiral
Joined: 04 Jul 2001
Posts: 15946
Location: Oregon City, OR
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| Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:11 am |
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| gul Lemek III. wrote: | | Oh, Defiant has changed his avatar! Nice! |
Indeed.
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