| Which do you think was his worst movie? |
| Above the Law |
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50% |
[ 1 ] |
| Marked for Death |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
| Hard to Kill |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
| Out for Justice |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
| Under Siege |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
| On Deadly Ground |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
| Under Siege 2: Dark Territory |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
| Executive Decision |
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50% |
[ 1 ] |
| Fire Down Below |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
| Exit Wounds |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
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T. Dean
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 Sat Jan 31, 2004 8:08 pm The Official Rat-on-Steven-Seagal Thread |
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Post here to tell what you think were his funniest moments in his so-called movie career. Also tell which you think was his worst movie and why.
 
 
 
Steven Seagal quotes:
1. "This maniac should be wearing a number, not a badge."
2. "So, what are you, like some special forces guy?"
3. "The jury decided. I presided."
4. "If your daddy knew exactly how stupid you were, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey."
5. "I only shot you in one foot. Hobble to the hospital."
6. "It was the least I could do after you killed me twice."
7. "That would be better than losing your teeth."
8. "Assumption is the mother of all f*ck-ups!"
9. "Do you hate being dead?"
10. "You wanna get by me - there's only two things stoppin' you: fear and common sense."
11. "I hope there weren't triplets."
12. "I missed! I never miss! They must have been smaller than I thought!"
13. "You've got 5 seconds... and 3 are up."
14. "He is in a gunfight right now. I'm gonna have to take a message."
15. "He's the kind of guy who would drink a gallon of gasoline so that he can p*ss into your campfire."
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IntrepidIsMe
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| Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:14 pm |
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All his movies sucked. I mean, he couldn't even act  Thank gawd he's stopped. He has done the world a great favour.
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Jeff Miller
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| Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:14 am |
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| IntrepidIsMe wrote: | | All his movies sucked. I mean, he couldn't even act Thank gawd he's stopped. He has done the world a great favour. |
He did one last year if I remember right and I think hes one of the best in the business today not much talk all action 
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T. Dean
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| Sun Feb 01, 2004 1:14 am |
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^Which movie are you talking about?
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John Connor
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| Sun Feb 01, 2004 8:10 am |
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I like all of his movies their great and i like him. None of this movies sucked.
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IntrepidIsMe
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| Sun Feb 01, 2004 8:46 am |
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| Jeff Miller wrote: | | IntrepidIsMe wrote: | | All his movies sucked. I mean, he couldn't even act Thank gawd he's stopped. He has done the world a great favour. |
He did one last year if I remember right and I think hes one of the best in the business today not much talk all action |
Exactly, it doesn't take much talent to run around with a gun...
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Jeff Miller
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| Sun Feb 01, 2004 10:23 am |
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| tpegram7 wrote: | | ^Which movie are you talking about? |
Heres a list of movies he has done
Unleashed (2004) (in production)
Yakuza (2004) (filming) .... John Markham
Out of Reach (2004/I) (post-production) .... Billy Ray Lancing
Belly of the Beast (2003) .... Jake Hopper
Out for a Kill (2003) .... Prof. Robert Burns
Foreigner, The (2003) .... Jonathan Cold
Half Past Dead (2002) .... Sasha
... aka Halb tot (2003) (Germany)
Ticker (2001) .... Glass
Exit Wounds (2001) .... Orin Boyd
Patriot, The (1998/I) .... Wesley McClaren
Fire Down Below (1997) .... Jack Taggart
Glimmer Man, The (1996) .... Jack Cole
Executive Decision (1996) .... Lt. Col. Austin Travis
... aka Critical Decision (1996)
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) .... Casey Ryback
... aka Under Siege 2 (1995)
On Deadly Ground (1994) .... Forrest Taft
Under Siege (1992) .... Casey Ryback
... aka Pi�ge en haute mer (1993) (France)
Out for Justice (1991) .... Detective Gino Felino NYPD
Marked for Death (1990) .... John Hatcher
... aka Screwface (1990)
Hard to Kill (1990) .... Mason Storm
... aka Seven Year Storm (1990)
Above the Law (1988) .... Nico Toscani
... aka Nico (1988) (UK: cable TV title)
... aka Nico: Above the Law (1988) (Australia)
and to answer your question I was talking about Belly of the Beast
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Theresa
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| Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:20 pm |
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I think he sucks. I won't watch any of his movies.
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T. Dean
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| Sun Feb 01, 2004 11:38 pm |
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I think that way he acts is hilarious! He's a caricature of his own self. We don't even have to make fun of him, he does it himself. I mean look at him:
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| Mon Feb 02, 2004 12:17 am |
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Steven Seagal is not a nice guy.
In his movies when you see him break a guys arm that guys arm is really broken for reals.. All of his stunts are realistic no faking break arm is all real..
One thing makes Steven Seagal crappy is he has no feelings or an expression in his movies lol
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Jeff Miller
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| Mon Feb 02, 2004 12:28 am |
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So your saying if he knifes a guy in the throat the person is dead?....
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T. Dean
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| Mon Feb 02, 2004 8:40 am |
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| borgslayer wrote: |
In his movies when you see him break a guys arm that guys arm is really broken for reals.. All of his stunts are realistic no faking break arm is all real.. |
Where did you hear that? That's the biggest load of crap I've ever heard.
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Theresa
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| Mon Feb 02, 2004 9:26 am |
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But he sucks!  He can't act, and it's painful to watch him. He should've stayed a bodyguard.
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| Mon Feb 02, 2004 9:33 am |
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One could say the same about Whitney Houstin she should have stayed a singer. 
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Theresa
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| Mon Feb 02, 2004 9:53 am |
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| Jeff Miller wrote: | | One could say the same about Whitney Houstin she should have stayed a singer. |
Oh puh-leeze, So not even close. All four of her movies were critically acclaimed, and YOU said yourself that you liked the Bodyguard. Changed your mind because it's not convenient? SEAGAL SUCKS. PERIOD. That's it. When they give acting lessons, they show his movies and say, "NEVER do ANY of this".
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| Mon Feb 02, 2004 9:58 am |
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Steven Seagal is a very bad actor, I haven't seen all of his movies, but enough to know that much.
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T. Dean
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| Mon Feb 02, 2004 11:35 am |
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He was a cop in almost every movie he was in, and most of them have the same plot just with a different story.
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