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Davoren
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PostWed May 07, 2003 10:54 pm    NEW MOVIE REVEALED (serious)

NEW STAR TREK MOVIE! It is called "Star Trek: Kirk's Big Adventure". Basically it's a day in the life of kirk as he goes around pimping on all his hoes. several times throughout the film kirk just dies, but then he is brought back. The big plot thing of the film is when the bald guy comes and he and kirk arm wrestle. Then every character from every star trek episode ever (yes even the lost one where there were those gay guys) comes, and they cheer and clap and spock starts break dancing to entertain the crowd while the arm wrestling continues. Kirk then dies for no reason and baldy wins.

I'm serious, this is the new plot. There is going to be a music video for strong bad's techno song where spock break dances. you have to check it out it's gonna be tight playas. word.
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PicardsTrueLove
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PostThu May 08, 2003 8:49 pm    

..........................you know it's bad when the user puts "(serious)" in the subject line.
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The Delta Flyer
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PostFri May 09, 2003 5:40 pm    

*Cringe*
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Jadzia Lenara Dax
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PostSun May 11, 2003 2:17 pm    

[locked. should be posted in future star trek movies. jad.]
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