Write me a poem

Red Quacker · Captain Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 714

Write a poem for me. It can be a limerick, a haiku, or whatever type of poetry speaks to your soul.

Don't be shy!

Majin B'lanna · **Fri Feb 07, 2003 6:42 pm**

can the peom be about something other than you?

Red Quacker · Captain Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 714

Yeah, let your imagination be your guide.

Frosty · **Fri Feb 07, 2003 10:53 pm**

This one's all about you Reddy boy.

Ahem.

RedQuacker,
your cat is like a symphony of angry jellyfish
RedQuacker,
your angry jellyfish are like pools of buttertarts
RedQuacker,
your grandmother's buttertarts are a tasty dish
RedQuacker,
Waiters usually put dishes on carts

Thank you. That was my interpretation of something. I don't know what it was. I think I've had too much to drink (i.e.: juiceboxes). Somewhere in the background a man wearing a beret and all black is snapping his fingers and muttering, "Woah man, that was deep," despite the inanity.

Seven of Nine · **Sat Feb 08, 2003 4:10 am**

For you Red Quacker, I have one thing to say,
You maybe a legend, but come what may,
If you break the rules of this lovely board,
You'll be treated no less, than others are told.

Sometimes I find your comments amusing,
Other times I find them annoying.
But I am sure you'll behave on here,
As you're expected, won't you my dear.

You may be angry at mods on other sites,
But don't let that stop you thinking we're nice.
We'll only respond to what you say,
The way we're meant to, come what may.

This board trys hard for all its members,
Including those who did not remember,
The rules of this board, for they are quite clear,
Just don't push the line, or we'll be severe.

Red Quacker, I'm sure this don't only apply to you,
But if you behave, I'm sure I'll like you.
I hate Lisa as much as you do,
But she's not here, but you are too.

Well, you did ask.. please don't be offended

Frosty · **Sat Feb 08, 2003 1:08 pm**

lol, *snaps fingers in general direction of Seven of Nine and nods slowly*
Deeeeeeeeeeeep

Voy_Girl · **Sat Feb 08, 2003 1:53 pm**

I like both...

Majin B'lanna · **Wed Feb 12, 2003 8:54 pm**

R. eally needs to be locked away
E. ven though the topics are great
D. oesnt see his dis-membership coming

Q. uite often a looney
U. seually makes too many posts
A. lways running from the mod.s
C. alling 'is mother, even though 'es at large
K. illing any who get in his way
E. vil is 'is life, no more to say
R. evenge will be put apon the mod who gives 'em the boot.....

Voy_Girl · **Thu Feb 13, 2003 3:51 pm**

^
Ehrm... the letters are a good idea.

What do you mean with revenge? (just asking)

Red Quacker · Captain Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 714

That's groovy.

Melodramatic · Rear Admiral Joined: 04 Feb 2003 Posts: 4577

Those were very nice poems..................... I wrote a poem but its about how I have feelings for a person but haven't been able to tell him but know its too late he's dead..... so here's what I could say to him if he were really be here....

I would like to post it but not today..................maybe in the future when I get over it.......

Voy_Girl · **Fri Feb 14, 2003 5:00 pm**

^

You do that.

Red Quacker · Captain Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 714

Seven of Nine · **Sat Feb 15, 2003 6:49 am**

Ahhh.. I do... I was a member of TrekBBS once... I can't even resign up, I've tried.

Theresa · **Sat Feb 15, 2003 8:06 am**

The only poem I know..........

SEE DICK DRINK,
SEE DICK DRIVE,
SEE DICK DIE;

DON'T BE A DICK.

Seven of Nine · **Sat Feb 15, 2003 5:16 pm**

You love that poem, don't you, T?

Theresa · **Mon Feb 17, 2003 1:35 pm**