StarWars

[Link, the Hero of Time]

supposedly in this movie Anikin's friend Kippster is supposed to be Boba Fett

[Lindley]

[benjamin_007]

a i hered somthing like that to

[Link, the Hero of Time]

it would be wierd.. also because the fact that Boba Fett never came from Tatooine.. he was a journeyman his real name.. Jasper Mereel.. exiled for killing a person

[Crell Moset]

it is stupid that the lucas recorded firs episode and now second and third, he should left the star wars as a triology. he ruined the whole saga, now it seems like some soap opera...ha ha... , but the star trek rocks, voyager is the best

[Lindley]

Star Wars was already more than a trilogy, what with the number of games, books, etc. that were out before TPM ever came out. But I understand the feeling. I don't think he ruined it, but making more movies has the potential to invalidate some really good books---which would be majorly uncool.

[1 OF 1]

I agree that Lucas should of made all six in order, but I still like them. I heard he was tight for money in the beginning and now that he's not, he decided to write the others.

[Link, the Hero of Time]

to tell you the truth i think he should create "Shadow's of the Empire".. for those who don't know it's a side story between "The Empire Strikes Back" and "Return of The Jedi"

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[ This Message was edited by: Link, the Hero of Time on 2001-11-28 13:57 ]

[Lindley]

I read that a ong time back. I don't remember if I liked it, but I do know that all the scenes in the Bounty Hunter Wars trilogy that involved Xizor were extremely boring.

[Chinesetrekkie]

I like both, i started watching starwars movies before i started watching startrek.

[Trekker]

FADE IN

SCENE: Space

The Enterprize sits stationary in space. The Death Star dwarfs the small vessel.



SCENE: Enterprize Bridge

Spock: "The object appears to be a man-made construct. It is roughly the size of a small moon. They do have some primitive technology."

Kirk: "We should beam over and investigate.

Sulu: "What about the prime directive, Captain?"

Kirk: "The what?"

Sulu (under breath): "Idiot."

Kirk: "Ok, all of you bridge crew... except you Uhura... get ready to beam over."

Uhuru (under breath): "Chauvenist pig."



On the way to the transporter room, Kirk stops off at the RedShirt holding pen and selects one unlucky RedShirt to accompany the brigde crew onto the small metal planetoid.



SCENE: Death Star Hallway

Six forms materialize. Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Mr. Sulu, Mr. Chekov, Bones and the RedShirt appear, phasers out and ready. Closeup on Redshirt's face reveals beads of sweat on his forehead. Eight Stormtroopers round the corner.

ST#1: "There are the intruders. Blast 'em!"

All eight Stormtroopers open fire. All eight hit the RedShirt. The Enterprize's bridge crew return fire, obliterating the Stormtroopers.



Kirk: "That wasn't so tough. My shirt didn't even get ripped."

Bones (kneeling over RedShirt's body): "He's dead, Jim."

Kirk: "Who?"

Bones: "Ensign... whatsizname? The RedShirt."

Kirk: "Oh! Him! Yeah, well... we have more."



A doorway at the end of the hall slides open. The omnimous form of Darth Vader fills the doorway. He is flanked by two Stormtroopers.



Kirk (to crew): "Oh good! Another bad guy!"

Kirk (to Vader): "We come in peace!"

Kirk (to crew): "Phasers on kill!"



The Enterprize's bridge crew open fire, concentrating on Vader. Vader raises his hand and dissipates the energy of the phaser beams.



Spock: "Our phasers seem to have no effect on him, Captain."

Kirk: "We'll just have to take him out in hand to hand. Use your nerve pinch."



Spock advances on Vader, makes it about three feet then turns to Kirk.



Spock (strained voice): "Captain, I am experiencing a bizarre lack of oxygen. I belive this entity is..."



Spock keels over. Kirk has one of his infamous melodramatic moments, yelling something unintelligible. Kirk charges Vader. There is a brilliant red-white flash visual effect accompanied by a snap-hiss sound effect. Kirk falls down, in two entirely seperate directions, then disolves. His shirt is ripped, but it's too late to save him. Closeup on each of the Enterprize's bridge crew exchanging amazed looks. (Sulu doesn't look entirely displeased.)



Sulu (into communicator): "Scotty, beam us up!"

Sulu (to no-one in particular): "I've always wanted to say that."



The remaining bridge crew dematerialize. Vader kicks Kirks clothes on his way back to the Death Star's command room.



SCENE: Enterprize Bridge

The bridge crew race to their positions. Sulu assumes command and sits in the comfy chair.



SCENE: Death Star Command Room

Grand Moff Tarkin stands looking thoughtfully at a large display screen. Vader stands nearby.



Tarkin (to DS gunnery crew): "You may fire when ready."



Gunnery crew members start pulling levers and pushing buttons.



SCENE: Enterprize bridge

Chekov: "They zeem to be powering up zome zort of energy veapon!"



SCENE: Death Star Innards

Two precariously placed, unlucky DS crew members cower as a brilliant beam of energy streaks past them down a long tunnel.



SCENE: Enterprize bridge

Sulu (yelling): "SHIELDS!"



SCENE: Space

Several small beams of energy fuse into one really big one. The beam strikes the Enterprize. Nifty explosion visual effect.



SCENE: DS Command Center

Tarkin : "Well that wasn't so tough."

Vader: "We lost eight Stormtroopers."

Tarkin: "Well, we have more."



FADE OUT.

[Link, the Hero of Time]

.. good one

[Lindley]

How about a Borg vs. Death star story as someone mentioned somewhere? I think that would be pretty funny.....

Borg: "Resistence is Futile."
Vader: "It is pointless to resist."

[Link, the Hero of Time]

that would be pretty good