Friendly Star Trek Discussions Sat Nov 23, 2024 6:46 pm  
  SearchSearch   FAQFAQ   Log inLog in   
Your Secret
View: previous topic :: next topic

stv-archives.com Forum Index -> Chit Chat This topic is locked: you cannot edit posts or make replies.   This forum is locked: you cannot post, reply to, or edit topics.
Author Message
lionhead
Rear Admiral


Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)

PostTue Apr 05, 2005 6:18 am    

zero wrote:
^ I didn't know I said it was funny. I think it is very sad what happens to the seals. I wouldn't mind if they were shot in the head... But c'mon. Is that what you are talking about? If not... then I am lost!



You replied when i said my signature was an April Fools joke but you where talking about the seals. but the one before the one with the seals was the April Fools joke.

I just thought i would clarify that.


Anyways, i would mind if they where shot too, you simply cannot Kill baby seals just because of their fur.
They don't shoot them because that would ruin the Fur, thats just cruel and inhuman.

Perhaps The joke in the Signature is that over here in Holland we are Angry and are demanding Chickens get enough room too eat, walk and lay their eggs or else we don't eat eggs anymore while nobody does anything about the Seals poatching(sp?) (well some people do something about it but most people don't care about the seals but they do about the chickens who have a better life than most people on this planet).



-------signature-------

Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore

View user's profile Send private message  
Reply with quote Back to top
superwoman
Vice Admiral


Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 5742
Location: Sweden

PostTue Apr 05, 2005 6:27 am    

A secret about me...?
Hm.
I think most people know... stuff about me, if they've read my posts...
Don't think people know I'm a virgin thou


View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger 
Reply with quote Back to top
lionhead
Rear Admiral


Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)

PostTue Apr 05, 2005 11:41 am    

superwoman wrote:

Don't think people know I'm a virgin thou


I'm would never say a secret like that...... Ah damn.



-------signature-------

Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore

View user's profile Send private message  
Reply with quote Back to top
zero
Rear Admiral


Joined: 03 Apr 2005
Posts: 4566
Location: Texas

PostTue Apr 05, 2005 1:21 pm    

Yes, I think it is cruel as well. I would still be against it, But knowing that they died a painless death would help me sleep better at night, rather than knowing they are getting beaten to death.

View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger 
Reply with quote Back to top
Kyle Reese
Cadet Gunnery Sergeant


Joined: 21 Apr 2003
Posts: 5672
Location: The United States of America

PostTue Apr 05, 2005 4:18 pm    

Most of my secrets are WAY too secret to share

Anyways, I have a pretty short attention span to anything but Rammstein... and some other things. I'm also really shy with everyone except some of my friends and family.


View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website  
Reply with quote Back to top
madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat


Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England

PostThu Apr 07, 2005 9:21 am    

I'm scared of the dark but I wont turn on the light because i'm more scared of global warming.
The boy I like is a 17 year old, curly haired mormon virgin call Loffy. He constantly complains about how there's no female nerds, little does he know I'm mentally undressing him whenever we walk home


View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website  
Reply with quote Back to top
Leo Wyatt
Sweetest Angel


Joined: 25 Feb 2004
Posts: 19045
Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?

PostThu Apr 07, 2005 9:52 am    

I am afraid of the dark too especially when I am alone..

View user's profile Send private message AIM Address MSN Messenger 
Reply with quote Back to top
madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat


Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England

PostThu Apr 07, 2005 10:26 am    

My most secret fear is drowing in an inclosed space. It would be terrifying because you could see the water getting closer and closer

A somewhat bizarre secret- I found a version of Tetris which shows you naked girls when you get enough points, but after a while it doesn't work properlyand you don't get any more naked girls. I play it just for the quick loading flash version of tetris. I know thats wrong.

If you want to read lots of secrets (not from me) go to: [url]grouphug.us[/url]


View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website  
Reply with quote Back to top
superwoman
Vice Admiral


Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 5742
Location: Sweden

PostThu Apr 07, 2005 12:08 pm    

madlilnerd wrote:
I'm scared of the dark but I wont turn on the light because i'm more scared of global warming.
The boy I like is a 17 year old, curly haired mormon virgin call Loffy. He constantly complains about how there's no female nerds, little does he know I'm mentally undressing him whenever we walk home

*LOL!*
You should tell him... take a pic of his reaction and then post the pic here so I can see the expression on his face...

A secret... about me... Hm.
I actually can't come up with any...
No wait. I have one. Heh, but I won't post it on this board thou.

Oh I know! Stalking people is fun. Sometimes when I'm board and I'm downtown, I find myself a... victim and follow that person 'til I get board, just to see if he/she will notis me... but they never do. :?


View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger 
Reply with quote Back to top
Birdy
Socialist


Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 13502
Location: Here.

PostFri Apr 08, 2005 8:45 am    

^ You're so weird superwoman (that's a compliment!!!! )

Anywayz, I've thought long & hard, but I can't seem to find a secret. I'm really to outgoing No just kidding... But... well... I'm like... Wait.

Man! I've just thought of one! It's not really a secret, it's more a thing that nobody knows
I've got a ring on my finger, it's from Dubai. I bought it there for 1000 dirham. That's around 200 euro's. It's white gold and gold and it has 2 diamonds in it
And.. I looked in the local jewelry store here... and there was a ring that kinda matched mine in gold and also a diamond... and it was like... 800 euro's!! OMG!!!! I'm so good!!! YAY! I bought it much cheaper. Really proud of that, I am

So does that ^ qualify as a secret...?



-------signature-------

Nosce te ipsum

View user's profile Send private message  
Reply with quote Back to top
madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat


Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England

PostFri Apr 08, 2005 9:10 am    

This will make me sound like a total monster. My dad really pissed me off by violating my privacy and stealing my stuff and I wished something bad would happen to him. He's just come back from the hospital after having his prostate removed with prostate cancer. I feel really really bad

View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website  
Reply with quote Back to top
Birdy
Socialist


Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 13502
Location: Here.

PostFri Apr 08, 2005 10:20 am    

^ You believe that's because of you...??? Well... People don't just get prostate cancer out of the blue right..? So... I can understand you feel really bad because you're shocked, just like your family, but... I really don't think that's because you thought that.


-------signature-------

Nosce te ipsum

View user's profile Send private message  
Reply with quote Back to top
madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat


Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England

PostFri Apr 08, 2005 11:10 am    

Okay, more of my dark secrets... I don't shave my underarms, I hate marmite, I felt like burning the bible the other day just to see if something cool would happen, I've submitted a piece of work to an erotica website, I caught dihorea of my brothers N64 controller, when i'm bored I play dress up, sometimes I walk around on my own talking to "nick" (I'm actually imagining I'm talking to him, because his replies are predictable), I stabbed a pencil into my brother's foot when I was six, my secret desire is to torture a young lady called Hannah Miles because she ruined my christmas and birthday, I hate over sensitive people, whenever I'm honest people get offended, I laugh at people who lose their virginity to someone they don't love, I eat too much chocolate...

This is quite a list...


View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website  
Reply with quote Back to top
superwoman
Vice Admiral


Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 5742
Location: Sweden

PostFri Apr 08, 2005 12:40 pm    

^Wow dude. That's more then I have...
...I guess you win then...
And you can never eat to much chocolate.

Birdy wrote:
So does that ^ qualify as a secret...?

Noooooo... that's no secret. It's cool thou, but no secret.
OooOoOoOOooo post a pic of it!!!


View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger 
Reply with quote Back to top
madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat


Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England

PostFri Apr 08, 2005 12:42 pm    

Sometimes I wish I could rob a bank, just so I could boast about it. I think this is turning into confessions of a dangerous mind here...

View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website  
Reply with quote Back to top
superwoman
Vice Admiral


Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 5742
Location: Sweden

PostFri Apr 08, 2005 12:48 pm    

^Oooooook... Good luck with that one.

Oh I got a secret!
When I was little I used to steal things... but then I got caught... kinda... And then it wasn't no fun anymore.
I'm glad I got caught thou cuz I wouldn't have stopped otherwise... and I hated to steal things. :?


View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger 
Reply with quote Back to top
madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat


Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England

PostFri Apr 08, 2005 1:00 pm    

oooh! Once I was talking with my friend Leanne about doing community service for this award sceme thing and these two boys overheard me and asked me what I was on about, and I said I had to do community service for stealing voyager series 1 and 2 from HMV! It was so funny because they believed me!

View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website  
Reply with quote Back to top
nadia
cookie


Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia

PostSat Apr 09, 2005 3:47 am    

^^^^ROLF^^^^

View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger 
Reply with quote Back to top
madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat


Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England

PostSat Apr 09, 2005 5:48 am    

what does ROLF mean?

View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website  
Reply with quote Back to top
nadia
cookie


Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia

PostSat Apr 09, 2005 7:28 am    

RollingOn the Floor Laughing

View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger 
Reply with quote Back to top
madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat


Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England

PostSat Apr 09, 2005 7:30 am    

shouldn't that be ROFL? not ROLF?

View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website  
Reply with quote Back to top
nadia
cookie


Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia

PostSat Apr 09, 2005 7:42 am    

Yeah I suppose but it's just easer to say ROLF than pronouncing ROFL

View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger 
Reply with quote Back to top
madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat


Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England

PostSat Apr 09, 2005 7:54 am    

it's pronouced Roffle, but that sounds like Brothel

View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website  
Reply with quote Back to top
nadia
cookie


Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia

PostSat Apr 09, 2005 7:55 am    

Okay if you fay so

View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger 
Reply with quote Back to top
IntrepidIsMe
Pimp Handed


Joined: 14 Jun 2002
Posts: 13057
Location: New York

PostMon Apr 11, 2005 4:01 pm    

On topic, please.


-------signature-------

"Nelly, I am Heathcliff! He's always, always in my mind: not as a pleasure, any more than I am always a pleasure to myself, but as my own being."

-Wuthering Heights

View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website AIM Address Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger 
Reply with quote Back to top
Display posts from previous:   
Goto Page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4  Next
This topic is locked: you cannot edit posts or make replies.   This forum is locked: you cannot post, reply to, or edit topics.



Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group
Star Trek �, in all its various forms, are trademarks & copyrights of Paramount Pictures
This site has no official connection with Star Trek or Paramount Pictures
Site content/Site design elements owned by Morphy and is meant to only be an archive/Tribute to STV.com