What If...

Admiral Dani�l · **Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:45 pm**

I would say CUT! and walk over to the film director

What would you do if I was a Borg drone, adapted to all weapons you know.

Zippy · **Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:04 pm**

i would drop all the weapons i know, and pick up some i didn't know.

what would you do if everything tasted like chicken?

Brightstar82 · **Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:11 pm**

I guess I wouldnt be eating much (i hate chicken)

What if everyone started to DeEvolve?

Zippy · **Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:11 pm**

Well, i know some people that already have started...

what if the tallest man in the world was only 5 feet tall, and the shortest women were 7 feet tall?

Otter · **Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:35 pm**

then he'd need putting up to it!

what if Birdy was to come flying by?

Zippy · **Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:25 pm**

i would have to ask who Birdy was.

What if we just stopped asking "what if" questions?

Republican_Man · **Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:42 am**

Then the human race would never advance.

What if the world were to end right now in a blazing fireworks (literally) attack by aliens from the 8th Dimension?

Otter · **Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:26 am**

Then nothing!

what if we woke to find ourself dressed in starfleet uniforms, onboard a fed-starship, but without knowing how to run it?

Brightstar82 · **Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:34 pm**

then id be freaking out

What if we were invaded by the Borg?

ACDC Girl · **Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:14 pm**

Then I would cry.

What if the world was attacked by a giant ice cream cone, that looked like Godzilla, and it was shooting big ice cream scoops?

Captain Dappet · **Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:43 pm**

I would be the happiest man on Earth.

What if you woke up one day, covered with fur?

madlilnerd · **Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:00 pm**

I guess I'd stroke it. If it was like really nice cat fur. I dunno...

What if you were locked in a cheese factory with an assassin?

5thhouse · **Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:17 pm**

Then I would make my own stash of cheese and poison the rest.

Ce qui si je voulais danser avec vous ?

Otter · **Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:16 am**

sorry don't speak klingon

what if a fireball landed in ya back garden?

5thhouse · **Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:44 pm**

Then it wouldn't be so pretty anymore... (and that was French

)

What if I asked a question in Klingon?

Otter · **Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:59 am**

then ya'd be a varool

what if I were to kiss you?

Zippy · **Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:31 pm**

i'd hit you so hard that your great grandkids would feel it.

what if i smacked you so hard your great grand kids felt it?

Admiral Dani�l · **Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:47 pm**

I shoot you with my phaser(set to kill mehehehe

)

What if Picard went by your door with a shuttle to take it to the Enterprise and let you have command with him as your guide.

5thhouse · **Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:16 pm**

Then I'd sign myself into a psych ward.

What if I asked you to dance?

Admiral Dani�l · **Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:18 pm**

I'd be honored.

What if the psych ward went off with Picard in the shuttle and they sticked out their tongue at you!

5thhouse · **Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:23 pm**

Then I would hit my head against the wall.

What if someone kills your tree?

Admiral Dani�l · **Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:25 pm**

I kill him/her...

What if they psychic warden was kicked out of the ship cause he was annoying, and you can save him by doing a little dance.

5thhouse · **Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:27 pm**

Then I would do a little dance

What if it was me who killed your tree?

Admiral Dani�l · **Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:31 pm**

I'd adjust my sayings and turn into a Borg drone, then assimilated you.

What if Picard beams down and asks you to come with him to the Enterprise to scrub the toilets.

Otter · **Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:34 am**

then I'd say no.

what if we ruled the planet?