Voyager Caption Contest #6

Starfleet #327 · Captain Joined: 27 Aug 2003 Posts: 526 Location: Australia

Congratulations to last Weeks winner, Triam_Paris for his Caption:

I would also like to Congratulate all of you for your participation on these Contests. Without you they would just not be possible.

If you would like your Award, Please post a Reply and ill make one up.

Here is this Weeks image:

All you have to do is look at This Weeks Image, Think of a funny Caption for it, And post it in this thread. You can also Quote the image above your text. Please remember the point of this is that the Captions have to be funny! You can enter as many times as you want. I also accept Photoshopped images as part of the Competition! This Contest will end Next Saturday, Sooner if I feel like it.

Happy Captioning!!

PS. Sorry I took so long to post this New one, But I have recently changed over from Dial Up to DSL. This has caused my Internet to be offline for a few days. After that, I was forced to format my Hard Disk. Suffice it to say, I haven't had much time for STV until now.

tomparis · **Thu Jun 17, 2004 2:14 am**

Woman: Hmmm. I'm scanning an anomolous reading from that pot right there.
Man: Well, you have to remember who we're talking about here.
Neelix walks up to counter: Who wants some soup. I call it Antimatter Stew. It even has real Antimatter!
Man(whisper to woman): Told you so.

lionhead · **Thu Jun 17, 2004 4:58 am**

Woman: "You have too tell him"
Man: "No way! You tell him!"
Neelix: "what seems too be the boggle? (taking a zip from the pot)"
Woman: "Neelix, we were cooking our socks in that...."

CaptianCircuitGod · **Thu Jun 17, 2004 7:06 am**

man: What in the delta quadrant. Neelix what is this stuff?
Neelix: Its a new Talixian stew care to try?
woman: on what his athletes foot?

Toad · **Thu Jun 17, 2004 3:36 pm**

Neelix: Go ahead and throw your tricorder in the pot, and the PADD too. It gives it a zesty aftertaste.

Sarah Connor · **Thu Jun 17, 2004 4:02 pm**

Neelix: Takes Tricorder "Hmm, I wonder if the doctor will complain if I add this? I could call it, 'Electric Shock!'"

Leo Wyatt · **Thu Jun 17, 2004 5:25 pm**

'' Woman: What is that awful smell?
'' Man: Beats the Hell out of me.
''Neelix: Well, it's my new soup call leola transport.
'' Woman: What you planning to transport the person when he/she eats?
"' Man: Or trying to poison somebody.

Robsladey · **Fri Jun 18, 2004 4:52 am**

"Should we tell someone we don't actually know how to work thses things"

Robby · Lieutenant Joined: 26 Dec 2003 Posts: 212

Crewman 1: Euuughhh that looks awful!
Crewman 2: Yeah what the hell is it?
Crewman 1: Who knows... anyway, now let's scan what's in the cooking pot.

T'Rana · **Fri Jun 18, 2004 10:10 am**

Woman: This is where the source of the plasma leak is
Man: But this is just some *leans forward and sniffs* s..s..s..soup *passes out*
Neelix: Is there a problem?

Toad · **Fri Jun 18, 2004 2:01 pm**

I don't know if you can submit more than one caption, but oh well.

Human Female: I'm detecting toxic waste and stupidity in the area

Leo Wyatt · **Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:03 pm**

'' Man: Ew, Neelix stew smell like my sweety feet after a hard work day.''

"' Woman: No no it's smell worse than that. It smells like cow manure.

'' Man: Feel pity on the people that do eat it. Doc will have alot of patients.

CaptianCircuitGod · **Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:11 pm**

good one

Trekkie617 · **Fri Jun 18, 2004 5:25 pm**

Neelix: "Alright, are you two ready for my famous Grub Worm Soup?"

Man: "......"

Woman: "......"

Leo Wyatt · **Sat Jun 19, 2004 8:02 am**

Woman: woman to Neelix, Captain gave me orders to scan your soup.''
Neelix: Ummm I can't imagine why. Its very tasty, leola worm root with garlic, and snails.
Man: I think I am going to be sick and heads to go throw up.''
Neelix:What! What! What i say?

ParLawGod · Ensign Joined: 19 Jun 2004 Posts: 65 Location: Wisconsin

Man: Neelix, I'm NOT eating that for breakfast! What is that anyways?

Woman: My trichorder isn't detecting anything!?!?!?

Neelix: Oh, don't worry you two...I'm just whipping up a special recipe to get rid of Captain Janeway's chest hairs.

Joey · Rear Admiral Joined: 13 Jul 2001 Posts: 4708

after hours of cooking nelix becoms dicouraged to find that b'lenna sent these 2 to get the soup to use as engin grease

Thomas · **Sat Jun 19, 2004 10:50 am**

Woman: The Captain sent us down here to scan Neelix's latest innovation to make sure today's meal is actually edible. Why have you brought a PADD?
Man: We don't need a tricorder to tell us if... that is fit for consumption.

Defiant · **Sat Jun 19, 2004 10:56 am**

"For the last time, of course its not poison! It just tastes like it."

GhostOfAMemory · **Sun Jun 20, 2004 1:16 am**

Man: It looks like none of the ingredients have been recorded in the data base!
Woman: My tricorder isn't registering any reading at all! Neelix, what is this?!
Neelix: Well, of course your tricorder's not reading anything! I felt so bad that the doctor could never join us for meals, I decided to whip him up some holographic soup!

Sarah Connor · **Sun Jun 20, 2004 10:09 pm**

Neelix: Pulls up sleeves and dips both hands into...something. "Hmm..I should try this!" He pulls it to his mouth without putting it in.
Man: "Ahem! Neelix..We know your not eating it.."
Neelix: Sips soup. And smiles the best he could.
Woman: "Ok.. We believe you."
They both turn and leave.
Neelix: Starts gagging and turns and throws up.

tomparis · **Tue Jun 22, 2004 9:17 pm**

Woman: Neelix, Tuvok sent us. He wants to make sure your not trying to poison anyone.
Neelix: I swear I'm not.
Woman: If you say so.
Man and woman walk off.
Neelix turns around and starts laughing evilly.

harrykims#1fan · **Wed Jun 23, 2004 8:37 am**

Female Crewman: I thought i could smell something funny
Male Crewman: Lets Scan It Just To Be sure

Sonic74205 · **Wed Jun 23, 2004 8:47 am**

Neelix: Who need games when you have food

Woman: Fat Hobbit!

Man: Yes "Fat Hobbit!"...im playing "pong" on my padd.

*giggles*

sabertooth1217 · **Wed Jun 23, 2004 2:18 pm**

Man: Neelix, Are you sure that you didn't take Becky's (The woman) Pet dog?
Neelix: I don't know what you are talking about.